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Jordan O'Keefe

Jordan O'Keefe

Male. Lives in Port Macquarie, New South Wales, Australia. Born on July 28, 1977.
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Alison Scott
This bloke has NO idea
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Aaron Nelson
Empty shelves, no beetroot slices sold.
January 26, 2024
Adam Costa
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January 26, 2024
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January 27, 2024
Brett Lawson-Douglas
Another CEO who seems to enjoy being despised. It's almost as if he's aiming to outdo Alan Joyce in the race for the worst reputation ever. Well done, Mr. Woolies CEO. You truly are an oblivious idiot!
January 27, 2024
Philip Reed
I'm curious about the revenue lost due to this "financial" decision.
January 27, 2024
Ben Clark
Fire him.
January 27, 2024
Justin Griffiths
If the bloke didn't say anything, no one would've cared - they would've gone to The Reject Shop instead since it's likely cheaper. But nah, he had to go and announce he won't be celebrating our national day - so it's on him for the consequences. Just keep your trap shut next time, and as for the Hal... View More
January 27, 2024
Chris Stewart
The result of being "woke" and stupid.
January 27, 2024
Doug Taylor
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January 27, 2024
John Taylor
I don't shop at Wokeworths anymore. Aldi has everything I need, and it's cheaper too.
January 27, 2024
Andrew Fowler
You definitely can't trust this guy, and he definitely shouldn't be a CEO.
January 27, 2024
Peter Harrington
"Uncover, Silly"
January 27, 2024
Aaron Johansen
I'm thinking there's a sword about to drop nearby.
January 28, 2024
He gotta bounce, man! Just like Sneezey, he's straight up outta touch.
January 28, 2024
Grant Wright
Own it and bounce... he would be expecting his leaders to do nothing less.
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January 28, 2024
Jay Edwards
Being "woke" is a foolish mindset that hinders rational thought. This CEO perfectly exemplifies that.
January 28, 2024
This fool needs to quit, for real.
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January 28, 2024
Brett Jones
Or chuck a U-ey and head back to South Africa...they might reckon he's a ripper...nah...not really.
January 31, 2024
Check out the Halloween party section and see all the trash being sold, besides Diwali and Lunar New Year.
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January 28, 2024
Chris Dimopoulos
That would've had only one printout stuck in the corner of the lunchroom. This company has totally and absolutely embraced woke culture! If you want to make political statements, then quit your high-paying $500,000 a year job and join a political party... but you won't, because you're too afraid!
January 28, 2024
Simon Coillins
Alan Joyce: I was the most despised CEO in the whole damn nation. Brad Banducci: Watch me top that, mate.
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January 28, 2024
Carl Evans
Another deceitful CEO like Alan Joyce, who is as unlucky as a leprechaun, and see the consequences it's had on Qantas.
January 29, 2024
Curious about the fate of all the remaining Christmas, Valentines, Easter, and Halloween merchandise. It seems they also need to dispose of them, right?
January 29, 2024
Duncan Stewart
A whip from South Africa.
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January 29, 2024
What are the thoughts of the Board Members and the CEO on this matter? It would be greatly appreciated to receive their input regarding this issue.
January 29, 2024
James Wallace
Don't reject your success just because you're scared. That's what beronica said. You won't achieve it unless you give it a shot. Thanks for listening.
January 29, 2024
Meh... typical fake outrage from newscorp and nine. These companies know most of their customers don't give a damn. The media will be the ones suffering financially as the corporations find better places to advertise.
January 30, 2024
Woolworths is going down the drain. The Woolworths CEO should shut their pie hole because they're only making things worse.
January 30, 2024
Adam Stephens
CEOs are consistently dishonest about business choices.
January 30, 2024
Dante Fontana
That's it, fam. Ain't gonna cop there no more. They straight up be scammin' ya anyway.
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January 30, 2024
Dale Harrison
And we can't forget about the ridiculous overcharging, dude.
January 31, 2024
Dave Brown
When the CEO gets busted but keeps trying to make excuses for their bad choices!
January 31, 2024
Barry Dennis
Avoid shopping at Woollies, as their CEO is unpleasant.
January 31, 2024
He's just another lying goose running around!
February 1, 2024
Luke McMahon
Let's see those Nazi flags!
February 1, 2024
Michael Gates
I think the guy has Muslim heritage.
February 1, 2024
Mathew Bolton
I'm done with Woolworths. I'm never shopping there again.
February 1, 2024
Mal Preston
If ya got rid of all the stuff not made in Straya, there wouldn't be much bloody left.
February 1, 2024
Harry Morris
If you can't appreciate what Australians want, go back to South Africa.
February 1, 2024
Dane Thomas
Hey boof head! Did you know that 90 percent of Australians don't partake in Chinese New Year festivities?
February 1, 2024
Manuel Mullen
Just so you know, every year the stock gets completely sold out at the stores I go to.
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February 1, 2024
We should rep our flag with mad pride every damn day.
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February 1, 2024
Jody Mayes
You stupid idiot!
February 1, 2024
Nathan Gibbs
The new sad reality in our global society is people being offended just for the sake of it.
February 1, 2024
Robert Testa
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February 1, 2024
Andrew Gibbons
Celebrate the day when the British arrived and raised their flag 💙 such a great accomplishment!
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February 1, 2024
Beau Smith
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February 2, 2024
Andrew Dezius
It's really weird to mistreat and bother the staff for a decision they had zero control over.
February 2, 2024
Phil Partington
Why do we have to have a CEO from South Africa, surely we have plenty of Aussies who could fill this role?
February 2, 2024
Andrew Bennett
Bloody drongoes!
February 2, 2024
Thomas Alexander
50% increase in abuse towards staff. First, I wanna see the numbers and find out why the abuse is happening. The only thing that drives me crazy is their self-service machines, mate.
February 2, 2024
Brian Cox
Corporate woke-ness.
February 2, 2024
Andrew Oldham
It's not just that he ain't down with our National Day. It's that he straight up played us and lied about why...🇦🇺
February 2, 2024
Chuck him out. Sooo outta sync with the majority of Aussies.
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February 2, 2024
Alastair Smith
He can't even speak Straya mate.
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February 2, 2024
Chris McEwan
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February 2, 2024
There's a serious case of foot and mouth disease going on... Each time he attempts to clarify, he ends up making things worse... You should be ashamed, Woolies... 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
February 2, 2024
Andrew Nevins
BlackRock and Vanguard are straight up dominating this agenda.
February 3, 2024
Carl Patterson
Straya Day, mate! It's all about the barbie and lamb, but let's use food as a legit reason. You're a bloody supermarket, so just focus on selling your stuff and leave your political opinions out of it.
February 3, 2024
Jonathan Thomas
How dumb are those fools, thinking they could sway us in the voice vote, and now they're frontin' like they ain't true Aussies, meddlin' in politics? Stay in your lane and peddle your overpriced grub!
February 3, 2024
Quite unAustralian, dear Mr. South African CEO
February 4, 2024
Phillip Williams
Blackrock, the company that deals with heaps of cash, told this bloke not to flog Aus gear, he's just a puppet.
February 4, 2024
Jim Morgan
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February 4, 2024
Joshua Edwards
Get rid of this person who dislikes Australians. How funny! I'll never buy anything from Woolsworth until this silly person steps down.
February 5, 2024
Blake Cooper
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February 5, 2024
Adam Benson
Fuck Woolworths!!!! Party it up as Aussies or GTFO!!
February 5, 2024
Dennis Smith
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February 5, 2024
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February 5, 2024
David Steinberg
Wasn't the Woolies boss a big supporter of the Voice Referendum that got totally shut down by two-thirds of Aussies? But now he's saying his choice to stop selling Aus Day stuff was dumb? Come on, that was just a woke and racist move.
February 5, 2024
Matthew Elliott
That's it, mate, every bloody year this shenanigan goes on, 'ave a gander, celebrate Oz day 'owever ya bloody like.
February 5, 2024
Ash Mathews
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February 5, 2024
Alexia Robertson
$62 for a small bit of fish and 10 chips hahahaha
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Isn't it incredibly astonishing that someone would actually spend such a ridiculous amount of money on just some fish and a few chips? Absolutely mind-boggling!
January 24, 2024
Jeffrey Turner
If you wanna shell out that much cash for a basic-ass old item, you totally deserve whatever you end up with... it's honestly freaking hilarious that someone would actually cough up that kind of dough.
January 24, 2024
You have too much money if you're paying that much for fish and chips.
January 24, 2024
He can hang on to his fish and chips, nothing remarkable about them.
January 24, 2024
I'll definitely pass on that.
January 24, 2024
Steve Mitchell
Aldi is a good supermarket known for its distinctiveness.
January 25, 2024
Hayden Miles
Well, it's clear that this person hasn't experienced The Boatshed in Batemans Bay. The staff there are not professional chefs, nor do they charge such high prices. However, they do serve delicious fish and chips.
January 25, 2024
Ian Graham
You gotta be a goldfish to pay that much.
January 25, 2024
Liam Murphy
Damn, they got some bling added to 'em. You're straight-up clowning on 'em.
January 26, 2024
Gary Smith
Fair enough, I somewhat agree. It does resemble the frozen Birds Eye boxed fish a little bit. However, I have to disagree about there being only 8 chips. In my opinion, there are more than that. Apologies for the difference in viewpoints.
January 27, 2024
Darren Fraser
So fun and straightforward!! A massive deception!!
January 27, 2024
Charles Foster
Fact hunt
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January 27, 2024
Greg Warren
Although it appears pleasant, the portion size and expensive cost should be reconsidered.
January 28, 2024
Kyle Adams
Since I live near the coast, I'm just gonna hit up the fish and chip joint close to the beaches. They've got top-notch fish and chips for way less, and I can choose from over 20 different kinds of fish.
January 28, 2024
Peter Watkins
Nah bro, chips ain't no side dish, it's meant to be the star with the fish. This dude is fooling himself with that price.
January 29, 2024
Chris Edwards
He must be dreaming, mate.
January 29, 2024
Robert Petkovic
I'm totally obsessed with fish and chips, but seriously, that price is insane. I wouldn't pay more than 25 bucks for it, and I better get a decent amount of fries with it too!
January 29, 2024
Catch it now, mate. It's about a bloke from England who knows his way around the kitchen. No need to fret, ya Aussies.
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January 30, 2024
Edward Kelly
The Panthers are killing it with their incredible $18 fish basket loaded with an abundance of seafood.
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January 30, 2024
Gary Bryant
I'd better score a massive basket of fries and a colossal fish for that price, but I reckon they'll just quickly dash to Coles.
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January 30, 2024
Allan Cooper
I bet the local meal tastes better despite chefs charging high prices.
January 30, 2024
Andrew Dyer
Good luck if he manages to charge that kind of money for fish and chips, I definitely wouldn't fork out for it.
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January 30, 2024
Alex Manley
Sure, I'd do it! But just this one time.
January 31, 2024
Dale Allen
Fish and chips is now comparable to wagyu and shiraz.
January 31, 2024
Paul Leonard
I believe he can put his fish and chips where the sun doesn't shine.
February 1, 2024
Keiran Buckley
And they be trippin' on why folks ain't eatin' out like they used to. They can't be frontin' with these outrageous prices. That's straight up a whole week's grocery dough.
February 1, 2024
$71:00? That dude be trippin' if he think I'm payin' that much for a fish and some measly 8 chips.
February 1, 2024
Andrew Smith
I'm curious, does anyone have any ideas on what kind of fish this might be?
February 1, 2024
Despite being mostly negative, the publicity is still public.
February 1, 2024
Christopher King
No wonder we avoid dining out when they expect an exorbitant fee just to make us feel unique. Let's not let things get out of control.
February 2, 2024
Steve Baldwin
If you dislike it, just don't purchase it and avoid criticizing it.
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February 2, 2024
Troy Devlin
Seems a bit dodgy to me, mate.
February 2, 2024
David Allen
I'm curious about the number of customers who bought this fancy dish! How absurd!
February 2, 2024
Anna Bell
Woolies you made a bad bad decision I think
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Jesse Foster
Good onya mate, great news!
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January 19, 2024
Danny Fordham
Word up to the peeps.
January 19, 2024
David Cummins
It's been altered in the past.
January 20, 2024
Colin Anderson
Awesome.
January 20, 2024
Jeremy Green
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January 21, 2024
Alex Silvestri
Good onya, mate. Keep it goin', folks.
January 21, 2024
Warren Hart
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January 21, 2024
Connor Dickerson
Awesome time to snag some
January 22, 2024
Todd Murphy
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January 22, 2024
Ethan Atkinson
The people always triumph, so keep up the good work! Cheers!
January 22, 2024
Allannah George
Well done!
January 23, 2024
Joel Davis
Great!
January 24, 2024
Terry Hill
Bonzer!
January 24, 2024
Daniel Joyce
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January 24, 2024
Brett Gordon
I'm pumped to hear that! I hope they crash and burn!
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January 24, 2024
Derek Smith
Nice work
January 24, 2024
Steven Burns
Way to go Woolies!
January 24, 2024
Andrew Cook
Barely.
January 25, 2024
Grant Dew
Yeah
January 25, 2024
Gary Holmes
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January 25, 2024
Drew Blackman
Same as Budweiser, LOL!
January 26, 2024
Garry Jones
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January 27, 2024
Gary McCormack
Word up, I'm a local through and through, ain't got no ties to no other countries, let alone a passport to jet-set. So let's turn up and give props to my homeland!
January 27, 2024
Martin Bennett
I ain't gonna lie, it could be some straight-up people power.
January 28, 2024
Elijah Jones
That's dope news!
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January 28, 2024
Brian Young
How awesome
January 29, 2024
Aaron Adams
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January 29, 2024
Steve Roberts
They got what they deserved!
January 29, 2024
Dan Arnold
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January 30, 2024
Peter Francis
I find it hard to believe they have such massive profit margins.
January 30, 2024
Brett Jenkins
I am absolutely delighted with Woolworths.
January 30, 2024
Olivia Thoday
Thursday mugs
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Jordan O'Keefe
LOL, Liza is awesome! 😂😂😂
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January 14, 2024
Gregory Bell
Oh yeah, I have got one of the first ones!
January 14, 2024
Jeff Clarke
Awesome! 😄👌
January 14, 2024
Dirk Lockwood
That would totally complete a two-mug collection with the other mug being the "Cee U Next Tuesday" type.
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January 15, 2024
ripper mate
January 16, 2024
Max Hoffmann
OMG
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January 16, 2024
Blake Cooper
I need to find a cup like that.
January 21, 2024
Mark Stewart
For real?
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January 22, 2024
Michael Pierce
The first one is valuable, and she even somewhat resembles you. 😂🤘😏
January 22, 2024
Jody Ross
❤️ Struth, she's a dead ringer for Liza!😍
January 31, 2024
Aaron Burfurd
How good is this. Brilliant
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Jordan O'Keefe
I absolutely adore this!
December 8, 2023
Barry Smith
He is a legend.
December 8, 2023
Graeme McKenzie
I believe that's the identical child who engaged in the Hulk Hogan agreement with him at an event.
December 8, 2023
Andrew Hickman
Strewth, that's bonza!
December 8, 2023
Bryan Evans
That's the way things go down.
December 9, 2023
I'm pretty sure that kid did this with the Hulksta, right?
December 9, 2023
In jestful == Highly exasperating
December 9, 2023
Brett Higgins
I'm diggin' that! It's awesome how he's still keepin' those lines in mind, so he can vibe with the boy.
December 9, 2023
That totally made me bawl my eyes out.
December 9, 2023
Craig O'Keeffe
It's fun to imagine that for him, a moment like that holds greater significance than just money.
December 10, 2023
Dads are important to dudes.
December 10, 2023
Brendon Murphy
I played this for my chameleon and now it's like a freaking dragon.
December 10, 2023
Allan Jackson
Fantastic
December 10, 2023
Danny Graham
Suphurb = Super dope!
December 10, 2023
Brian Dickson
That's some news, pretty amazing!
December 11, 2023
James Sullivan
I love his great documentary and reality show.
December 11, 2023
That's incredible.
December 11, 2023
Mark Stewart
This kid is gonna make it big.
December 11, 2023
Duncan Smith
This is soooo good
Graham Middleton
If you peep it a hunnid times, come through
December 12, 2023
Oli Austin
hahaha
December 12, 2023
Brendon Arthur
The future gives me a grumpy old man vibe.
December 12, 2023
Tom Sarich
I really enjoyed that part in Rocky Balboa and I love how super motivating that quote is.
December 13, 2023
Nath McLean
What a awesome movie moment! The first Rocky movie was actually written by Sylvester Stallone and was released in 1977. Can you believe it received 10 Academy Award nominations and ended up winning 3? It's safe to say that the rest is history!
December 13, 2023
Aaron Duffie
I'm diggin' this kid, haha!
December 13, 2023
Brett Dickson
Man, that kid is hella annoying!
December 14, 2023
Stewart Wilson
That script showed us a lot
December 16, 2023
Andrew Jenkin
It's kinda spooky, man.
December 16, 2023
Julie Kay
Nothing like telling a stupid America a tall story or 2
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Mark Tran
Americans be lyin' too, man! So, when I was chillin' in Cairns, I thought I'd go on a day trip while my sister was grindin' at work. There were these four peeps who flew out here 'cause they didn't wanna waste time drivin'. I was like, yo, you can't drive all the way here! And they had the audacity ... View More
December 5, 2023
Kaleb Davies
Aussies don't see these as lies, but tourists, also known as terrorists (tongue-in-cheek), mistakenly believe and spread stories about these mythical creatures to us. We humorously respond that it's their tale to share, not ours, whenever terrorists inquire about having kangaroos as pets.
December 5, 2023
Oli Hughes
Untrue mate.
December 6, 2023
Julie McClelland
I use to ride a kangaroo to school is always a good one to say to a dumb American
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December 6, 2023
Sam Burton
Who gives a damn about what yanks think about us? The only time we hear about America is when there's yet another bloodbath.
December 6, 2023
Andy Johnston
I'm unsure if she's aware of our koalas and their diet of eating, rooting, and leaves!
December 7, 2023
Fronting like this to a global crowd, I reckon she should get the boot ASAP and be forever barred from stepping foot in Drop Bear Country.
December 7, 2023
Matteo Rossi
It may take some time to properly train them, but once trained, they make for excellent property security and are wonderful with children.
December 7, 2023
Billy Tsekenis
Yeah... if you're stupid enough to fall for it
December 8, 2023
Bill Davidson
"Vegemite mine" = the thing that gave me a good laugh on Monday
December 8, 2023
Brad Grant
That's bloody bonkers! I'll have you know Drop Bears are fair dinkum and I spotted one hitching a ride on my Kangaroo while I was heading home!
December 9, 2023
Luis Campbell
What?! Not a single American has ever told a lie while bragging? That's ridiculous!
December 10, 2023
Matt Taylor
Visit Uluru on a day trip by hiring a car in Sydney.
December 10, 2023
Andrew Carson
This is how we like to have a good time. Quit ruining our fun, buzzkill.
December 11, 2023
Owen Evans
Just you wait 'til our drop bears start packin' some serious heat!
December 11, 2023
Brian Kennedy
I also enjoy playing pranks on people. Despite being a naturalized American, I still enjoy messing with them. During my three years in Alaska, I would often encounter people asking silly questions. On one occasion, I jokingly told a lady that we lived in a two-story igloo and would go ice fishing by... View More
December 11, 2023
Drop bears exist.
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December 12, 2023
Jordan O'Keefe
Plot twist: Surprise! We are actually the mischievous drop bears! *adds dramatic flair*
December 13, 2023
Dang, what a sad sack. Aussies love having a laugh at your expense. It's not that they're making up stuff. They just love spinning wild tales. We totally dig stories about drop bears and such. It's all good fun. Relax and take it easy, mate.
December 13, 2023
Jeff Grant
To be honest, we also enjoy pranking each other.
December 14, 2023
Yarn
Be the first person to Yep this. More Yucks needed to remove this
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