Juan Bailey I'm ID: #5829

She's a joke, man. I felt sorry for that dude. Everything she said made her seem all perfect and stuff, but she ain't even close to that. She caused most of the drama with all that fake crying, not a single tear in her eye. That guy is lucky to be rid of her.

Hey Vivian, do you reckon we'll take down Ess Jesse Watt's bomber squad this year?

Everton would have had a crack at it.. but they fluffed their lines mate. Keith Cox

That's how it goes when we're chillin'. Fulham totally earned that win. They really stepped up their game in the second half. Looks like we need a new striker though.

All he had to do was slap on some shades and we would've instantly recognized him 😎 Anna Miller

Damn, poor Alex Perry got caught slippin' or got framed to look extra busted. Being famous must suck, always gettin' chased down by paparazzi. We all have off days but no one gives a damn about us regular folks 😂

If history is anything to go by, I reckon he doesn't park his car in his driveway. Johnny Rodriguez

Are we back to the early 2000s when you had to be as skinny as a rake to be considered attractive? Anyone with some common sense knows that looking like a skeleton isn't attractive, she needs a big burger haha.