Duncan Smith I'm ID: #3

What about them dodgy black market guns, mate?

Let's close the doors to certain countries' immigration and clean up the chaos caused by what's been let in. Dennis Williams

What game was he playing in bed?

No worries, mate! Rules are rules, just like that ripper catch Mitch Starc took in the outfield a while back.

Why in the world are you throwing a tantrum when we're just playing by the rules? Silly muppets...

With all the grindin' England's been doin' in test cricket, he should be top dog in 3 years. Tony Miller

Let's give Joe a break from the stage, because P comes before R! Thank you! Jackson Smith

Arvo's up to no good at night.

Coming in hot from Sydney, should we cop some travel insurance or just rock some chainmail? Anthony de Angelis

Hey, Barnaby, why not let those top-secret drought envoy reports see the light of day? Fiona Hall

Barnaby's got it right! I think the PM is trying to sweep the Government's mistakes under the rug on this one.

Let's make it a triple scoop of contract negotiations! Who's spilling the tea on the tendering process? Is Jacinta Andrews playing favorites or just sharing the love with her pals in the union? Time to dig into that sweet, sweet cut of the spoils! Andrew Dyer

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