Allan Jackson

Here's a bloke who should've been given the boot ages ago for being a dodgy bugger, and now he reckons people should give him a fair go. No way, mate. Gary Robinson

Sam ain't quite there yet for the big leagues, but ease him in slowly. Test cricket ain't about showboating, you gotta focus and work hard. Maybe in one day cricket he can show off a bit, but he'll get exposed soon enough. Don't get me wrong, he's talented, just take it easy with him.

Why don't we use the old saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" anymore, is the law becoming too strict?

That saying has been around for donkey's years.

Great ad mate, one that's a ripper and people will pay attention to Karl Klein

How dare they take the mickey out of RAYGUN, they should be bloody ashamed! When will this piss-taking end? Kelly Coleman

Cool. But no one really knows how it's gonna turn out - I've heard a bunch of pollsters too scared to make a prediction. All we can do is sit back and see what happens.

I once fell off a 4th floor balcony and didn't even get a bruise, these young'uns these days are bloody weak.