Mark Lloyd-Jones

Can you believe it? The pitch is totally favoring the fast bowlers and batsmen, not the spinners. And to top it off, it's not even the usual kind of pitch - they planted a whole new type of grass on it!

I spy some extra Indian vibes in that choice, but let's shake off this Indian takeover. I better not go against them in the ICC decision!

This dude's first term was a hot mess - constant BS from this loony fool. I'm trying to tune out the news, but it's a struggle.

Chuck him in the slammer already, he's gone full fruit loop, not that he wasn't already.

Another government sticking their nose where it doesn't belong, getting all up in Aussies' business 🤬

This is some straight up Streisand effect shit. The more secrets, the more I gotta find out! It's just human nature, man.

So we had some fruits and veggies, a couple of snacks, takeout, and a little treat. Nowadays, you'd probably just hit up a takeout joint any day of the week. They should teach a class on how to shop for fruits, veggies, and meat for dinner. It's not that difficult, it's just called being lazy.

Albo is still working on fixing it. Benjamin Green