Somewhere in the ocean, an Eagle ray is like, "Dude, you won't believe this crazy story - I was just chillin' when this guy threw a bouy at me and ripped my barb right off!"
Of course their is something out there. Earth is a the size of a grain of sand on a beach for Gods sake
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Obama spills the beans that aliens are totally legit, but he swears he hasn't spotted any yet. He also claims there are no extraterrestrials hanging out in area 51, unless they're pulling a fast one on him. Helen Walker
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2/15
I always thought it was for keeping plates warm, but I've always used it to store cookie sheets and pizza pans. Evan Clark
Chuck a tarp over the bloody grubby dishes and saucepans. Timothy Ramirez
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2/26
It's all good, I'm curious how many politicians are gonna try to sneak their fam to the cricket and Thredbo on the company dime. Stay on top of that transparency game! Andrew Jankovic
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2/25
I reckon I didn't grab a slab for the old man with kidney rocks. They said to ferry him to the emergency ward. I'm a short as a pint of beer, and he's a bloody unit at 95 kilos! Gobsmacked! 😳
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That ain't the scarf he had on when the game started. Riley Moore
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