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Dirk Lockwood

Dirk Lockwood I'm ID: #3609

Male. Lives in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Born on March 11, 1975.
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Under 40 and still use them.
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David Harding
Ammo for the most lethal weapon ever thought up
Dirk Lockwood
It's a total drag being left-handed, man. I gotta write all sideways like a crab so I don't smudge the ink. My handwriting is straight up trash because of it.
Sam Johnson
Where is the $15 billion you nightmare
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She's stashing a sneaky $15B in her secret hideout!
Dirk Lockwood
Present your results in a pitch.
John Melonas
The new number plates show say 'VICTORIA The stuffed state'
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Alan Patton
The impact of Jacinta Allen.
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February 21, 2026
Ralph Howard
The circuit is now used for E Bike races.
February 21, 2026
Matt Stevens
OMG seriously Labor has to go
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Adam MacDonald
It's bloody interesting that none of those 'dictators' were seen with Epstein or mentioned in any of the files, mate. Yeah, definitely just a flamin' coincidence, I reckon!
February 20, 2026
Everyone ain't blinded by the light, only idiots can trick other idiots.
February 20, 2026
Anthony Grasso
This is a no brainer
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The only way they'll ever get into power. A divided opposition vote guarantees another 4 years of the ALP in charge. Same goes for the national government.
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February 18, 2026
Andrew Gibbons
But both the Liberals and Labor were like, "Oh, we see what you're doing there!"
February 18, 2026
Really .... Is that Right
There is no way that she can stay. She must resign today
Where was her husband employed previously?
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February 15, 2026
It will be tough to get her to respond.
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February 15, 2026
Susan Parker
Can you believe she said this with a straight face. Go now
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Rhiannon Bartlett
David Blake
Shaun Murphy
Geoff Black
David Woods
Shaun Murphy
The saucepan having a go at the frypan
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February 7, 2026
David Blake
She's got a bit of a dodgy memory, mate lol
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February 7, 2026
Chris Anderson
She needed to stand her ground. Labor are bullies and now you look weak
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Alan Smith
Two homies from the same block
February 6, 2026
She can definitely handle a mower, but she ain't the right fit for Victoria. Just another example of female incompetence.
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February 6, 2026
Debbie McManus
2000 Vs 2025
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Luke Roberts
Michael Nelson
Seth Watson
Jeffrey Walker
Ashley Power
Seth Watson
The dog, oh man
February 5, 2026
Luke Roberts
The initial image shows misandry.
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February 5, 2026
Louise Adams
Wake up and see what is going on here please people
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Andrew Dyer
Jon Todd
Karen Gonzales
David Woods
Steve Gardiner
David Woods
I can't believe no one has punched her lights out.
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February 5, 2026
Andrew Dyer
In Straya, coppers are generally pretty traditional blokes. The gov't looks like they wanna swap 'em out for puppets who will follow their orders and push their agendas instead of just keeping the peace. Fair go, mate.
February 6, 2026
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