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Andrew Carson

Andrew Carson

Male. Lives in Cranbourne, Victoria, Australia. Born on October 26, 1972.
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Sarah Jordan
Shit food and way to much
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Mark Santoro
Playtime begins NOW!
February 8, 2024
Russell James
I just deleted my disgustingly received meal photos, they really need to improve their standards!
February 8, 2024
KFC is the bomb when it comes to value for your money!
February 8, 2024
Frank Bailey
The last time I chowed down on a Mickey D's burger was like ancient history, man. It totally messed with my ticker, felt that sucker sitting heavy in my chest and creepin' down my gut. Ever since then, I've been ride or die for Hungry Jack's, no doubt.
February 8, 2024
Chris Robertson
Disgusting tucker, mate.
February 8, 2024
Adrian Gordon
Don't worry about them, go to the closest bakery for incredible treats.
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February 8, 2024
Craig Gray
This shit don't matter, man. The joint always be hella crowded.
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February 8, 2024
David Clark
Ants have a diverse diet.
February 8, 2024
Alexandra Walker
They've bloody well lost it yonks ago, mate. The last ripper burger they pulled off was the bonza Angus with the fair dinkum soft bun back in 2008. Fingers crossed Wendy's comes along to give 'em a fair go and make 'em sweat for their dosh.
February 8, 2024
Joshua Williams
Everyone's just trying to rip you off today, that's how it is with all this greed.
February 8, 2024
Paul McManus
I was hanging out at a truck stop the other day, craving some Maccas. But then I glanced around and saw that I could score a roast meal and a can of coke for less dough than a hefty quarter pounder meal.
February 8, 2024
Carlos Evans
Changing the money game.
February 8, 2024
Why even waste your dosh on pricey fast food anymore.. even the local burger joint is more affordable and yummier than Maccas or a wholesome option for THAT cost.. what a rip-off!!
February 8, 2024
Luke Hutchinson
Oh boy, the Big Mac is just absolutely awful! It's as small as a cheeseburger and the beef tastes just like sawdust.
February 8, 2024
Kevin Howard
Love havin' a squiz on Reddit, then the next day, havin' a gander at the news on people's comments on Reddit.
February 8, 2024
Tony Williams
The absolute worst grub ever! How on earth folks manage to devour it is beyond my comprehension. I dared to try it once, but I swear never again. I dread to fathom its mysterious ingredients!
February 8, 2024
Spiro Kostopoulos
The quality and bang for your buck at Macas & KFC these days is just okay. HJ's offers better portion sizes and value for money, although the taste isn't always up to par. One thing you can count on is your burger being served cold.
February 8, 2024
Jordan Wilkinson
Maccas in Straya, tiniest "Big" Mac and mad pricey Maccas bby
February 8, 2024
Give a go at a whopper from Hungry Jacks—it's massive compared to a Macca's big mac and super yummy too! Trust me, the Big Mac is not enjoyable at all.
February 8, 2024
Ashley Dickson
If you don't like it, don't buy it; McDonald's is fast food, not fine dining.
February 8, 2024
Ben Howard
I reckon it was always nonsense.
February 8, 2024
Adrian Dowdell
It all comes down to whether or not you enjoy indulging in the deliciousness of human flesh.
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February 8, 2024
Grant Roberts
Food Halls .. grouse.
February 8, 2024
Time to hit up them OG takeout joints. Show some love to them mom and pop shops.
February 8, 2024
Henry Murphy
Always has been!
February 8, 2024
The price comparison increased in 2019, which is logical since it was before Covid. When Covid hit, job seeker/keeper payments caused a rise in prices for various things, not just Maccas.
February 8, 2024
Jackson Smith
Grab ya some brioche buns, a pack of mince, a bit of lettuce, cheese and bacon from Aldi, and ya can whip up 8 mouth-watering burgers for just a smidge over 20 bucks.
February 8, 2024
Glenn Beckett
It won't discourage individuals.
February 8, 2024
Darren Smith
"Righto" mate, bloody funny!
February 8, 2024
Brett Robertson
I peeped their ad and it looked hella dope, but damn, the actual deal was straight-up wack. I copped a McCrispy deluxe chicken burger on NYE and all I got was the patty on a bun with no extras! The Manager was shook when I brought it back. I stayed chill and told him, "Bro, I just want what I ordere... View More
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February 8, 2024
So, I once ordered two four-pound burgers - one for me and one for a buddy. Can you believe it? We both got just the meat, no sauce or anything! And then the manager started flipping out, demanding the receipt and questioning if we actually ordered it that way!
February 8, 2024
Craig Russell
It's insane how pricey it is for what you actually get nowadays. Trash value and trash grub. I'm shook that folks still roll up there, but evidently they do.
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February 8, 2024
Tony Moretti
What's the deal with "now"?
February 8, 2024
Ethan Milne
What do you mean by "now," lol? 😂
February 8, 2024
Paul Marsh
Maccas tastes like cardboard.
February 8, 2024
Chris Bell
Now = rn
February 8, 2024
Tim Wilson
It was always
February 8, 2024
Marco Marini
I've always been into the local Chinese joint or kebab spot.
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February 8, 2024
Andrew Mann
Cambodia 🇰🇭 is super clever, no Maccas in sight!
February 8, 2024
Mark Smith
Can't wait to get my hands on some dodgy tucker during the roadie.
February 8, 2024
It functions excellently as a laxative.
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February 8, 2024
Adrian Waller
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February 11, 2024
Charlie Oster
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February 11, 2024
Gerald White
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February 12, 2024
Andrew Attenborough
Yup, I went and grabbed a cheeseburger the other day for 4.25 bucks. What a total rip-off! No way am I going back there again. Oh, and this happened Down Under, mate.
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February 12, 2024
Jeanine Beckett
Back in the day this guy was SOOOO funny
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Some peeps in this country have hella powa. His genius game is on fleek.
February 3, 2024
Haha, come back, we're really missing you!
February 3, 2024
Rodney Clark
I'm seriously blown away by your profile and how awesome you are. Your posts are always so incredible and thrilling, which has drawn me to you. We may not be friends yet, but I rarely ever comment and I just had to give you this compliment. I tried adding you, but it didn't work out. I hope you don'... View More
February 3, 2024
Man, that show had mad talent! I really hope we get to see Summer Heights High again.
February 3, 2024
Charlie Watson
I wish I could catch a glimpse of him on television again.
February 3, 2024
Brayden Turner
He is very funny.
February 3, 2024
Daniel Thomas
Famous creative.
February 3, 2024
Nicholas Martin
Not many peeps crack me up, but he totally did. ❤️
February 3, 2024
James Wilson
Is Mr. G controversial? I absolutely adored his work because I found him to be extremely hilarious! He was definitely my favorite!
February 3, 2024
Dom Green
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February 3, 2024
Paul McManus
G'day mate! No drama at all.
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February 3, 2024
Jack Young
I believe he is absolutely amazing.
February 3, 2024
A brilliant actor and comedian, loved by all, some people lack the ability to embrace humor and their own culture, but we shouldn't be bothered by them.
February 3, 2024
Darren Allen
Hehe. That's fair dinkum funny. A bit like spottin' Taylor Swift. True blue legend. BBB.
February 3, 2024
I would choose him as PM.
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February 3, 2024
Jeremy Perry
Bloody ripper comedy.
February 3, 2024
Anthony Mancini
Go, Chris, go!
February 3, 2024
Terry Roberts
That's so sad for him. I really hope he's doing well now. He's such a funny guy and an amazing actor.
February 3, 2024
Lawrence Watson
This comedian was hilarious and had us cracking up.
February 3, 2024
George Thompson
So bloody skilled
February 3, 2024
I freaking love this dude!
February 3, 2024
Dominic Robinson
Awesome actor/comic. I can't get enough of his stuff! Absolutely amazing.
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February 3, 2024
Mate, I bloody adore him!
February 3, 2024
Dan Crooks
He's a bloody ripper comedian, mate!
February 3, 2024
He and his 75 various identities.
February 3, 2024
Andrew Carson
Now my life is like, totally complete
February 3, 2024
Tyler Smith
Controversial just for those with no bloody sense of humour, mate.
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February 3, 2024
Jason Hill
Such a funny person!
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February 3, 2024
Bill Taylor
Not my cup of tea, but I gotta give him props for being a hit with many folks. I had a feeling he was really pushing boundaries when he decided to wear blackface.
February 4, 2024
Bill Hardiman
Summer Heights High ranks as the top choice.
February 4, 2024
Kurt Howard
Mate, fully dig him. Love his bonzer sense of humour, reckon. I reckon he should chuck out another ripper show, but gotta dial it back a bit, to not piss off the delicate darlings.
February 4, 2024
Aiden Preston
Dude, is that seriously all you got?
February 4, 2024
Glenn Mitchell
Bonza laugh ... "Summer Heights High" is fair dinkum tops, mate. Chris Lilly nails it, playing a bunch of different characters, including sheilas, like a true legend. If you haven't given it a gander ... ya better do. Bloody ripper!
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February 4, 2024
Shaun Lewis
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February 6, 2024
Matteo Rossi
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February 8, 2024
Luke Hall
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February 8, 2024
John Watkins
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February 9, 2024
Aaron Harre
Good onya, mate!
February 10, 2024
Danny Andrews
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February 11, 2024
Allen Martin
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February 11, 2024
Anthony Johnson
My mate from down under.
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February 11, 2024
Andrew Gardner
Perth landlord defends $100 Xmas rent increase
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Why does being a single mum have anything to do with it? A landlord is just running a business. Did she expect a discount because she's a single mum from Coles, even though they recently jacked up the price of their cheese?
December 20, 2023
Chris Thompson
You guys are all saying rent increases ain't fair, but do you know that people's mortgage rates have shot up three times?
December 20, 2023
Adam Harris
Sell the property and purchase CBA shares instead.
December 21, 2023
How can you make sense of a $100 per week boost? Even if the rent was already at $1,000 per week, that would still be like a 10% rise.
December 21, 2023
Mark Fraser
The current generation avoids the increased interest rates by passing on the burden to tenants due to their high property payments while still indulging in luxury items like specialty coffees and avocado toast.
December 22, 2023
Frank Williams
It's a major bummer that most peeps, including the gov, assume that owning a second property that you rent out means you got hella cash and can handle all those rising costs without raising rents. They totally ignore the fact that you busted your butt and probs made sacrifices to get into the positi... View More
December 23, 2023
Andrew Williams
You shouldn't have had two kids if you can't pay for them; children require money, not just likes on social media.
December 23, 2023
Jonathan Wilson
If you don't like how her house is, just move on, she can do as she pleases.
December 25, 2023
James O'Hara
Rent for a house in QLD would have increased by $100 per week if we stayed, but it increased by $220 per week for the next renters.
December 26, 2023
Anthony Webb
Sometimes capitalism can be frustrating, but it's important to remember that without landlords, there wouldn't be any rental properties available. And just to clarify, I am not a landlord.
December 27, 2023
Keith Miller
The landlord is not obligated to give away free money. If the rent is still cheaper compared to surrounding properties, it seems fair to me. Can the homeowner only increase rent for wealthy individuals?
December 27, 2023
Andrew Carson
It's her crib and it's her call. She ain't gotta please nobody.
December 27, 2023
Nathan King
"It's ironic how people faced setbacks on their mortgages a decade ago, only to find themselves paying double the amount in rent now. Society can be quite foolish!"
December 28, 2023
Andrew Jenkin
She deserves praise.
December 28, 2023
Juan Gonzalez
What's the deal with supermarkets jacking up their prices four-fold since the lockdowns, while everyone is just focused on cracking down on landlords?
December 28, 2023
Adam Garnett
"Find a place to live within your budget. I've heard that Girrahween and Balga are more affordable areas."
December 28, 2023
Charles Smith
Have you ever heard of a landlord reducing rent when times are good, like during a decrease in mortgage rates or inflation?
December 28, 2023
John Woods
This just went down with my sis-in-law in Perth, rent shot up a hundred bucks a week, making it a freaking $600 a week now. They're on an invalid pension, but word is he did the same thing to all his other eight properties.
December 30, 2023
Are you seriously thinking that a rent increase of $100 is reasonable? Are you out of touch with reality?
December 30, 2023
Jasmine Kennedy
What’s a joke about a prison yard stare?
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Paul Jones
That newborn baby is thinking, "Wow, I was born into a messed up world."
December 7, 2023
Ben Allsopp
I was feeling really cosy and content where I was, and now you've brought me to this place! I want to go back.
December 8, 2023
Karl Lewis
"Hooray, my friend!"
December 10, 2023
He seems like he's about to let one rip.
December 11, 2023
Peter O'Donnell
"I won't be returning!" - Robert De Niro in the film HEAT🔥
December 11, 2023
Andrew Chapman
Incredible moment at Foo Fighters’ Melbourne show
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Darryl Griffiths
It was straight up magical, yo! So freaking emotional.
December 7, 2023
Zachary Young
It was quite extraordinary!
December 8, 2023
Michael Farina
It was pure magic. It really got to me, even made me cry. Rock on, Taylor!
December 8, 2023
Jack Bourke
Was a bloody ripper moment
December 9, 2023
Chris Rourke
Adore the presence of his spirit with you!
December 9, 2023
Ange Pappas
It sent shivers down my spine.
December 9, 2023
I'm disappointed I didn't see them this time.
December 11, 2023
William Fox
I thought it was mad dope special effects at first. It was hella cool and the song was fire too. Aurora is straight up one of my all-time faves. Lit night!
December 11, 2023
Anthony Skinner
Taylor's presence with the boys made the moment feel incredible and blessed.
December 12, 2023
Craig Webster
It was so cool to see!
December 12, 2023
Guy Hodgman
The spirit of Taylor Hawkins, how bonza mate. You're a bloody legend, Dave.
December 14, 2023
that was bloody ripper
December 15, 2023
Anthony Reeves
I have vivid memories of being there last night, and the moment Dave mentioned the birds and Aurora began to play, the entire audience let out collective gasp as we spotted them. It was an utterly enchanting moment, completely spontaneous. There's no doubt in my mind that Taylor Swift was present wi... View More
December 16, 2023
I think he's jetting around with his crew everywhere.
December 17, 2023
Jacquie Raskopoulos
Jetstar gives plane makeover in support of LGBTQI+ community
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Kian Hickey
This is dope!
December 7, 2023
Michael James
Have they never supported them before?
December 7, 2023
It's so easy to find the homophobes, just look for the angry responses haha
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December 11, 2023
Stuart Wise
And you can easily spot all those spoiled, city-dwelling jerks by the number of likes they receive.
December 13, 2023
Tina Hutchinson
Correct it is not hurting anyone is it???????????????????
December 14, 2023
Jack Arnold
This will upset many people who are not affected by it.
December 11, 2023
Dennis Phillips
How about also supporting the non LGBTQ+ community? Let's strive for equality.
December 11, 2023
Luke McMahon
The plane has been transformed into a bunch of sticks.
December 11, 2023
Blake Cooper
Ew, gross! No thanks.
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December 12, 2023
Tina Hutchinson
Cant see how this is gross
December 14, 2023
Aiden James
Woke ideology leads to financial decline.
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December 12, 2023
Josh Mitchell
Get with the times or suffer the consequences, man!
December 13, 2023
Jack Mitchell
Crikey, now we have one less airline to choose from, mate!
December 13, 2023
Craig McLean
Each seat has a pin cushion.
December 14, 2023
Andy Stuart
Can we really expect any different outcome?
December 15, 2023
Brent Dale
What if we focus on offering more affordable flights and improved services instead of providing support to everyone?
December 16, 2023
Alison Humphries
Last one in left in Kmart Wendouree
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Wayne Green
Great.
December 8, 2023
Craig Gibson
I scooped one from bigw in Jan and it's quicker to whip one up the old-school way. But I still use mine and dig the aroma of fresh java.
December 8, 2023
Adrian King
Yo, where can I cop that K mart at and what's the price? Appreciate it, thanks!
December 10, 2023
Liam Keating
That's hella dope.
December 12, 2023
Jodie Henderson
Am I beautiful or not?
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Brad Moore
Absolutely stunning, mate! ❤️
December 7, 2023
Nick Anderson
Absolutely an overflow of delightful charm being set free!
December 8, 2023
Josh Thomas
Who's this and where's it from?
December 9, 2023
Steve Evans
You look stunning
December 10, 2023
Barney Johnson
Yasss, you're mad gorgeous... 😍😍😘😘🔥🔥
December 11, 2023
Julie Kay
Nothing like telling a stupid America a tall story or 2
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Mark Tran
Americans be lyin' too, man! So, when I was chillin' in Cairns, I thought I'd go on a day trip while my sister was grindin' at work. There were these four peeps who flew out here 'cause they didn't wanna waste time drivin'. I was like, yo, you can't drive all the way here! And they had the audacity ... View More
December 5, 2023
Kaleb Davies
Aussies don't see these as lies, but tourists, also known as terrorists (tongue-in-cheek), mistakenly believe and spread stories about these mythical creatures to us. We humorously respond that it's their tale to share, not ours, whenever terrorists inquire about having kangaroos as pets.
December 5, 2023
Oli Hughes
Untrue mate.
December 6, 2023
Julie McClelland
I use to ride a kangaroo to school is always a good one to say to a dumb American
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December 6, 2023
Sam Burton
Who gives a damn about what yanks think about us? The only time we hear about America is when there's yet another bloodbath.
December 6, 2023
Andy Johnston
I'm unsure if she's aware of our koalas and their diet of eating, rooting, and leaves!
December 7, 2023
Fronting like this to a global crowd, I reckon she should get the boot ASAP and be forever barred from stepping foot in Drop Bear Country.
December 7, 2023
Matteo Rossi
It may take some time to properly train them, but once trained, they make for excellent property security and are wonderful with children.
December 7, 2023
Billy Tsekenis
Yeah... if you're stupid enough to fall for it
December 8, 2023
Bill Davidson
"Vegemite mine" = the thing that gave me a good laugh on Monday
December 8, 2023
Brad Grant
That's bloody bonkers! I'll have you know Drop Bears are fair dinkum and I spotted one hitching a ride on my Kangaroo while I was heading home!
December 9, 2023
Luis Campbell
What?! Not a single American has ever told a lie while bragging? That's ridiculous!
December 10, 2023
Matt Taylor
Visit Uluru on a day trip by hiring a car in Sydney.
December 10, 2023
Andrew Carson
This is how we like to have a good time. Quit ruining our fun, buzzkill.
December 11, 2023
Owen Evans
Just you wait 'til our drop bears start packin' some serious heat!
December 11, 2023
Brian Kennedy
I also enjoy playing pranks on people. Despite being a naturalized American, I still enjoy messing with them. During my three years in Alaska, I would often encounter people asking silly questions. On one occasion, I jokingly told a lady that we lived in a two-story igloo and would go ice fishing by... View More
December 11, 2023
Drop bears exist.
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December 12, 2023
Jordan O'Keefe
Plot twist: Surprise! We are actually the mischievous drop bears! *adds dramatic flair*
December 13, 2023
Dang, what a sad sack. Aussies love having a laugh at your expense. It's not that they're making up stuff. They just love spinning wild tales. We totally dig stories about drop bears and such. It's all good fun. Relax and take it easy, mate.
December 13, 2023
Jeff Grant
To be honest, we also enjoy pranking each other.
December 14, 2023
David Kelly
What’s a joke about a great new product idea?
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Dennis Phillips
I just need to activate my oven, no need to put anything inside.
December 1, 2023
Zachary Edwards
"I'm just messing around in the kitchen, officer..."
December 2, 2023
Or have the option to simply shout "stop" when it randomly sounds during the night due to low battery.
December 3, 2023
David Richardson
What other way can I find out when the food is ready?
December 6, 2023
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