Alexandra Walker

You know he's totally gonna win! The left did everything they could to make sure of it with all their sneaky moves, like taking ballots away and stuff. It's not cool. But just wait til 2024 - he's gonna come back stronger than ever! Teflon Don for the win!!!

I reckon it's baffling how everyone thinks it's a dead heat election.

It's not even close!

My next car will be a Toyota, mate!

Every company can do what they want without anyone giving them crap for it.

Yep, it's all about footy, not all this culture stuff. 🏈 Eric Evans

We gotta ask the people at the next election if they're down with having WTC at events and parties. Annie Patterson

I turn off the tv when the alcoholics talk too much.

"Fair dinkum mate! Can ya believe it?" 🤭 David Clarke

The more outlandish they appear, the more they seem to enjoy it. Maybe it throws the other bloke off their game!

I reckon it looks pretty sweet! Carlos Simmons

I had no idea the sport had become all about fashion. I was actually relieved to not have to see the silly outfits from the Williams sisters anymore, but now there's a new replacement. Fair dinkum! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nicholas Robinson

The idea of the Gallagher brothers getting back together for an Oasis reunion is about as likely as Morrissey swearing he won't bail on a show. 😂 Frances Morgan

Try to get tickets for the first few concerts; it's unlikely they'll make it to the tenth.

Might be a good idea to throw some money into Anheuser Busch Inbev. Stella sales gonna be through the roof if this goes down.

What's the word, mate?

Took me a minute but I finally made it... 😅🤣 Victoria Hall

Yo, catch you later, C U Next Tuesday!

I can't see it?