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Michael Parker

Michael Parker

Male. Lives in Maribyrnong, Victoria, Australia. Born on November 13, 1987.
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Cheryl Cook
One Darwin award, coming up!
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Samuel Alexander
Don't rush to criticize, maybe the hero slowed down the truck with failed brakes.
Joseph James
I totally recall the time when my buddy and I played hero and towed my broken-down car home. I was the master of steering while my friend handled the brake, all in perfect sync with the car ahead of us! Can you believe we made it home without getting a ticket from the cops? Ah, good times! 🚗💨 ... View More
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July 18, 2024
Anthony Edwards
Similar to my parents, my dad steered and braked an old Chevy strapped to my mom's car to move it to our new house in pouring rain on a busy highway. We were stopped by police but allowed to continue.
Evan Jones
At least he's strapped in.
Peter Harrington
I'm confident it will turn out fine.
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July 18, 2024
Peter Russo
Check this out, y'all - hold my beer!
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July 18, 2024
Jennifer Lee
You better use that bike lock on the wheels, not around yourself, so you can ditch the truck if needed. This dude is gonna end up with some gnarly pavement burns and I ain't tryna deal with that!
Oh, damn, that's crazy
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July 18, 2024
Peter Gibbons
Everything here is foolproof.
Clarence Gonzalez
No lid either. It makes more sense to chuck the bike on the ute and use the strap to tie it down.
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July 18, 2024
Geoff Black
That's not very smart, mate
Bill Davidson
Incestuous breeding?
Beau Smith
Witnessed a lesser condition.
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July 18, 2024
Michael Parker
Darwin Award, mate, if he’s lucky. Might end up a lifetime paraplegic, if he’s not…
Usually the whip behind is the one holding down the fort with the brakes to keep that strap right, but I don't see it working this time.
Jerry Sanchez
"Yo, what's up!!👊"
Fred Miller
Bloody hell, Batman!
I will take Jayne over Brooke any day. More https://bit.ly/3S6N38z
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Way to go, Brooke!
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July 18, 2024
Henry Thomas
At least Jayne knows how to stay woke and read the news.
Craig Williams
At first, I was like, "Is this an April Fool's Day prank?" But seriously, gonna miss you lots! All the best with your studies. And hey, big love to Jayne too. ❤️❤️❤️
While Brooke is a top-notch newsreader, she really struggles when it comes to interviewing. Not everyone is your 'mate' Brooke! Jayne will be a great addition 😊
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July 18, 2024
Ugh, it drives me crazy when she tells the people she's interviewing 'thanks mate' - it sounds so unprofessional! Definitely not cool.
Adam Symons
It's the same person, come on.
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July 18, 2024
Albert Watson
Thank the heavens, I can't deal with her laugh or jokes, I had to stop watching because Brooke was giving me the heebie-jeebies.
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July 18, 2024
Aiden Preston
"Wow, that's really not nice."
David Clark
If you don't like her, no one's making you watch. Some people are just mean. Good luck, Brooke, in living your best life! ❤️
Pat Watson
Does Jayne have to be on duty 24/7 now?
Gary Martin
It's time to bounce!
Billy Muir
Thank the Lord the annoying token is bouncing. Always skip when she's on.
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July 18, 2024
Mitchell Warren
Time to kick that other cackling hyena Sarah to the curb.
Steve Dunstan
It should've always been Jayne Azzopardi.
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July 18, 2024
Raymond Hughes
Yay, she's finally leaving! Can't stand her. Jane is the best, so much happier with her around!
Jason Rogers
Totally can't stand her, so I'm stoked she's leaving!
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July 18, 2024
Ian Thompson
I need someone new for interviews because Brooke annoys me with her giggling.
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July 18, 2024
100 percent
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July 18, 2024
No word on Alex as the sports anchor. What's the go?
She's so nice and just needs some good vibes working with the rest of the team! 🍀
Patrick Diaz
Karl is up next, fingers crossed he's a washed-up has-been!
Michael Parker
We'll be sad to see ya go, mate. Don't leave us, brookie 😥
Andrew Taylor
I'm loving Jayne and Renee, and with Richard still in the mix, I'm a happy camper!
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July 18, 2024
Darren Flanigan
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Michael Farina
Sums up the AFL pretty well, doesn't it?
That's why we wait until the game kicks off before tuning in!
Adrian Fisher
It's a worry when the fun takes priority over the competition!
Cameron McLean
AFL is mad out of touch...
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July 13, 2024
Darren Ryan
Awesome, one more excuse not to peep that.
Alessandro Dalla
Yeah, syncing lips, auto-tuning, and pitch perfect all in one. That sounds dope!
John McLaughlin
That's awful news.
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July 13, 2024
Steven Cox
The AFL struggles to attract young audiences and often misses the mark with cultural relevance.
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July 13, 2024
Bonnie Perez
Boomers are still running the show, mate.
Xavier Meredith
"Man, that's just as bad as meatloaf - total disaster! No wonder the local artists bounce to other countries for some love. It's just sad, man!"
Terry Hill
Come on, AFL, you can do wayyy better than that!
Nice one! You're aiming for the top spot. She's still the main act. Music is everywhere!
Ernest Adams
AFL must be rolling in cash if they're not hearing what the people are saying!
Ben Mitchell
Yayyy, another round of lip-syncing! 😜
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July 13, 2024
How about having a free concert like they did before covid?
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July 13, 2024
Tom Oliver
That would have been a big deal in 2010
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July 13, 2024
Justin Collins
I thought this was funny. Probably not the role of the BBC though
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Ben Grant
Don't even trip, the best ain't no joke! 😂😂
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July 4, 2024
Bill Forsyth
I mean, it's kinda unfair to say he hasn't been treated well, ya know? He's practically been worshipped for 25 years and made tons of money. So, a little criticism every now and then seems reasonable to me.
Henry Carter
that will adhere
Aaron Clancy
That's freaking hilarious. Share it with everyone!
He deserves the joke if he cried after missing.
Graham Stewart
Did I see that live? Seems edited.
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July 4, 2024
Steve Baldwin
That's why he's the greatest of all time ✊🙏⚽️
Adam Perryman
No one is even mad. That headline is soo dumb.
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July 4, 2024
Mark Tan
Haha, he's a riot! Someone needs to take him down a notch or two, too funny!!
George Kailis
Nah man, what if one of the big shots has a sense of humor!