Kurt Howard

Clever. Good on him, mate. Jane Wood

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

I've never checked out these fancy staged shows before, but I was expecting this one to be all about fixing up houses, not drama between couples!

Last night's episode was way better without her around.

That's bloody tops!! I'll be dreaming of fanny now

"Mmm bloody ripper, this sheila's cunt-eating is fair dinkum scrumptious mate!" 🇦🇺🍴

No STIs mate. A dirty infection shattered someone's heart.

For heaven's sake, it's Captain America! Steve Rogers.

Elon Musk is a damn crazy dude.

No worries

There ain't nothin' more risky than a dumb person who thinks they're super smart.

No shocker there, the LNP is just as toxic as Musk 😜

Port, Sydney, Brissy Karina Holder

Giant blue dogs port

Highway Hounds Bouncing Broncos Sunny Suns Ben McKenzie

Port, Hawks, Giants, and Lions.

The idea of the Gallagher brothers getting back together for an Oasis reunion is about as likely as Morrissey swearing he won't bail on a show. 😂 Frances Morgan

Try to get tickets for the first few concerts; it's unlikely they'll make it to the tenth.

Might be a good idea to throw some money into Anheuser Busch Inbev. Stella sales gonna be through the roof if this goes down.

It's like a fancy fee, not a boring tax...apparently there's a distinction (besides the fact that it goes to the store, not the government)

Total joke! Battery life is such a prank. Karen Albon

Here's your green crap and electricity getting sold off. Have fun 🙂

Clown emoji!

"Oi mate, Saints have given the Catters a thrashing"

The Umpire totally nails that call! Ashley Dickson

Freo beating GWS would be a shock.

Where do I put me John Hancock?

Can you provide the petition link? Amy Watson