Glenn Beckett I'm ID: #3043

Not sure if showing his mug was the right move, but he's just one of the legends. We've got heaps more legends than villains, which is bloody good news. 🙏🏻

The real heroes are the civilians who stepped up when they didn't have to, not the professionals doing their job.

Let's make it a triple scoop of contract negotiations! Who's spilling the tea on the tendering process? Is Jacinta Andrews playing favorites or just sharing the love with her pals in the union? Time to dig into that sweet, sweet cut of the spoils! Andrew Dyer

More phat stacks

Is CR7 in the house? 👀🚶‍♂️

We're coming for you, Arsenal! We're the Citizens, watch out! 😂👍💪💙

The joke is straight up ancient. Like, who was the last heavy dude to win the Derby? Lester Piggott's buddy in the pen!

For sure he does. He's like a rare Pokémon out there.

He's now known as Max Abs.

Have you not been sufficiently entertained?

He's like a hit and run driver, always bouncing around! 😂😂😂

If they go ahead and put up that statue, I swear I'll be the one funding a pigeon breeding operation.

If you're cashing out, then you deserve to write off your losses when tax time rolls around.

Everyone is welcome, except for politicians.

Who lost over half their body weight through diet and exercise, but doesn't receive any media attention?