Glenn Beckett I'm ID: #3043

I was totally convinced he was gonna drop the retirement bomb!

He's telling us he's already thinking about chucking in the job! Daisy Graham

Yuck, he was at the tennis game too! 🤮 Why was he even there anyway? Gary Holmes

And did it make him feel like a big shot? 🤪

Are you sure this half-eaten plate of food is Continental cuisine? Janice Larkin

Not sure if showing his mug was the right move, but he's just one of the legends. We've got heaps more legends than villains, which is bloody good news. 🙏🏻

The real heroes are the civilians who stepped up when they didn't have to, not the professionals doing their job.

Let's make it a triple scoop of contract negotiations! Who's spilling the tea on the tendering process? Is Jacinta Andrews playing favorites or just sharing the love with her pals in the union? Time to dig into that sweet, sweet cut of the spoils! Andrew Dyer

More phat stacks

Is CR7 in the house? 👀🚶‍♂️

We're coming for you, Arsenal! We're the Citizens, watch out! 😂👍💪💙

The joke is straight up ancient. Like, who was the last heavy dude to win the Derby? Lester Piggott's buddy in the pen!

For sure he does. He's like a rare Pokémon out there.

He's now known as Max Abs.

Have you not been sufficiently entertained?