Greg McKenna I'm ID: #3190

Don't be on your phone while you're driving, but we'll still text you while you're behind the wheel. Juan Peterson

Is anyone else keen to find out if they copped a fine while anxiously waiting for the mail for the next 3 weeks? Graeme Lawrence

As a wise Numbnut once said, he's totally "Delulu with no Solulu."

Aussies are getting totally shafted every day! It's time to stand up and give those dang politicians a piece of our minds. We're sick of shelling out top dollar for everything from flights to groceries to housing. And don't even get us started on their cushy perks – it's just not fair!

nobody

Despite my dislike for her, I agree with her on this point, but she still needs to apologize.

Boycott banks that charge $3 to the poorest people for withdrawing their own money, so they learn to treat the public better.

Should've visited the eyeball experts!

Props to them, I was vibing with it 🥳🥳

What's even more cringey is that the person writing this news article messed up the headline and byline two times. Maybe they should step away from the booze before typing on the keyboard.