Tony Moretti I'm ID: #4082

Stop carryin' on, mate.

I hope you all bloody cut it out, it's over now. Bloody hell, Neale, you're a bloody disgrace. How could you? I've lost all respect for you. And you too, Tess, supposed to be best mates, what a load of crap. You both can just bugger off.

I'm loving my 2017 Chevy Volt! We hardly ever need to stop for gas because we mostly drive on battery power. And no need to worry about running out of juice - it smoothly transitions to gas when needed.

It will cost a lot because you're driving a big Escalade.

Learn how to hit the ball. Steve Waugh wouldn't be getting out so easily on that pitch.

India deliberately does this to win test matches. Julia Wilson

Because it could reveal that some sneaky outsiders are trying to meddle in our business!

A fair dinkum royal commission is a bloody expensive and time-consuming process, and the suggestions it makes aren't legally enforceable. The NSW government is having a squiz into any stuff-ups and how to stop them from happening again, and the Federal Government is keen to lend a hand. Ryan Howard

"spot on" John Jones

"Fair dinkum"

What are they distributing instead?

Next up, condoms are gonna be a must-have with all these new idiotic humans popping up.

The Monchurian Takeover

Unless you bombed out on the Special Paper Two (Utulengo), there's no denying that Manchester City 💙the Citizens are taking home the EPL 🏆🥂✊. Amy Ryan