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What the hell is this wind emoji all about ???????
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Jack Webster
Something related to blowing.
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Craig WilliamsCW
Craig Williams
I feel you on that.
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Andrew Bryant
Who gives a care?
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Robert Curtis
"Get it, tori! ❤️"
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Heather James
He's got her sprung. She's clueless.
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James BatemanJB
James Bateman
Raps it's like Richo's sponno!
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Allan Miles
"Google it"
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Henry White
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Chris Smith
They're both crazy and think they're all that, they belong together... their acting sucks.
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Duncan HarveyDH
Duncan Harvey
He straight up bailed. Matthew Wilson
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Thomas Brown
No way those two are for real!
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Greg Talbot
This show should be CHOPPED ASAP!!
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Jesse Nelson
Oh man, it's awesome! It makes our crazy lives seem way cooler and it's hilarious! 🤣
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Vijay Singh
Guess what? I spotted Tori putting her fancy Mercedes-Benz up for grabs on Marketplace for $65,000! And hold onto your hats, because she's also selling a fridge for $850 and her MAFS wedding dress. Looks like she's making moves to the Gold Coast with her God Gift to Women.
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Adam Hawke
It's basically like getting some head, y'all 😂
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Dave Hipworth
Now he's hooked up with her just to show off! Just throwing another silly move on the list of why he's such a clown! NOT!!!
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Steve Ryan
He's into dudes.
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Brandon PetersonBP
Brandon Peterson
It could mean "she knocked the wind outta me".
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Doug Brennan
It's soooo clear to me that if they're claiming they got busy (which I highly doubt), it means he uh...blew his trumpet into her. What a gross emoji to send! 😝 James Morrison
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Bronte GardinerBG
Bronte Gardiner
For real, you already know it's gonna be straight up rude when it comes from him!! He's a total pig 🐖
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Brendon Anderson
She be showin' so much personality, she could be a cartoon for real.
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Ashley Power
Oh, they're just a big ol' laugh! 😂
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Chris Bouzanis
Jack is such a show-off bloke. He’s a real pig and that’s why he’ll always be flying solo. I hope that sheila doesn’t budge. I reckon he’ll break her heart at the end. Let’s hope she’s savvy enough to tell him to bugger off.
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Frank Kelly
Is Tori a little gassy?
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Gregorio Vaccaro
Just using Tori for a quick fling, he can't wait to see her realize he doesn't care about her.
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Dermot Ryan
These two are just pretending to be connected for the sake of staying in. They're completely phony!
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Aaron Nelson
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Dennis Henderson
They belong together.
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Brent Gale
When she said "chuck a sickie" tonight, I couldn't handle it.
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Lex Pantelis
Booty toot Matt Stevens
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Adam Green
He let loose a fart 💨
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Josh Thomas
She let out a little vart
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Aaron Burfurd
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Aaron Blacker
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Just not fucking funny Jimmy
I can't believe what I just heard Helen Collins
I learned early on that if you attend a comedy show, you better be ready to be the butt of a joke!
It's not too terrible... but everyone just thinks they have the right to get all offended and expect everyone else to listen to them.
Her issue is that she believes comedy is a dope way to make positive changes, but Jimmy went and used it to bash on people struggling. It's always been that way and still is. It just disses on everything and everyone. Matthew Foster
If we can't poke fun and make jokes, then we're just living in a world without humor! And that's no fun at all, it's like living in a weird 1984 reality. -John Cleese
I reckon Jimmy Carr's humour is a ripper. If ya don't like it, then just don't rock up to his gigs. Fair dinkum.
Jimmy Carr is just Jimmy Carr. If you go see him, you already know what to expect, especially if you're in the front row. As a deaf person, I'm sure you've heard it all before.
She was surprised by the comedian's dark humour, but loved it anyway.
Jimmy Carr is always teetering on the edge, so I can't believe this front-row audience member was surprised by anything he said!
Sitting in the front row at a Jimmy Carr show increases the likelihood of his jokes being directed at you.
Hey, if you can't take a joke, don't bother going to comedy shows. That joke was so funny! Just chill out and have a laugh. 😂😂
Getting front row tickets for Jimmy Carr and then complaining when he roasts you. 😂 Jackie Underwood
Hey, lighten up! Jimmy's just kidding around, don't take it so seriously. If you don't find his humor funny, that's okay - just remember that he's just trying to make you laugh.
Picture rockin' up to a Jimmy Carr show and thinking it's gonna be all polite and proper, mate. Nah, he'll roast anyone and everyone!
He's always pushing the line with his jokes. If you're going to his show, don't expect any cheesy dad jokes or knock-knock jokes. Don't go see him if you don't like that kind of comedy and then complain that it was exactly what you expected.
Just saying! If you're familiar with Jimmy Carr's comedy, you totally saw this coming, right? It's all part of the fun when you buy that ticket.
She must have never heard him before. Louise Smith
Front row tickets to a Jimmy Carr show mean you should expect the unexpected - he thrives on heckling and no one is safe when he's on stage. This person was probably just waiting to share his outrageous humor on social media.
Caught up with him last year. Absolutely bonkers and bloody funny! You rock up to a Jimmy Carr show fully aware that he'll take the piss out of anything and everything! Adore him and keen as a bean to catch him again!
I peeped Jimmy and he DGAF, and neither do I but I busted a gut reading this.
Glitch my arse. Rip off more like it
I'm surprised that Woolies checkout counters don't advise customers to bend over while paying (without providing any lubrication).
I had this one checkout that totally shortchanged me by giving only 30c instead of the proper 70c.
Yesterday, I purchased discounted Mars ice creams but was mistakenly charged for two on my e-receipt.
Last time I was at the store, I grabbed some stuff with a price tag of $6, but when they rang it up, it was actually $6.60. Lucky I caught that, and they ended up giving me the first one for free and the second one for $6. Gotta stay alert with those prices, man...
This can also occur at a fully staffed checkout.
What about all those fools who got caught and had no clue? So, the issue wasn't completely resolved, huh?
Let's ditch Woollies and Coles, man! IGA be straight up scamming shoppers.
You must be bored as a bucket of prawns if you've gone and counted all them words, mate.
Nah mate, that's not on its lonesome. I used to grab coles every time 'cause the dog tucker was 5 bucks and scanned 6 smackaroos, but they stopped selling that dog grub.
It seems like they have two different prices - the real one they charge and a fake one displayed to deceive you.
In a light-hearted tone, remember that an error remains as such until it is acknowledged and rectified. If those who didn't mention it and address the issue are affected, it's their own responsibility. There's no need to assume a conspiracy, Jackson.
I always jot down the prices on my shopping list. It can be a bit of a hassle, especially when I'm in a hurry. But hey, at least I've scored a few freebies from all that!
So he got slapped with the right price of mangoes for 80 cents each (you kidding me!) and I bet they were fully aware of that.
Woolies can't even give props to Aus Day, so what's the deal, dude?
TL;DR: Self-service machine messes up and charges nothing for 2 mangoes. Customer gets them for free. Issue resolved.
And what about all those fools who got busted and had no clue? So the issue wasn't completely resolved, huh?
This is stupid Wollies. It is Australia Day
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Yo, reminiscing about when we used to bike over here. That was a blast.
Wow, that hiker is insanely lucky! We seriously have to visit Tassie!
That's hella cute and mad funny. I'm all about it.
We most likely spotted this cute little dude when it was still a baby, not too long after it left its mom's pouch. It was in the same general area on Maria, more or less.
Let's turn this into a fun objective! Exploring the Overland track must become a must-do adventure in our lives.
Wombats are absolutely adorable! I have a great fondness for them.
Well done for resisting the urge to give in to how adorable it is and touch it. So incredibly cute!
I want both of you to accomplish this on one of your trips together.
