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Steve Ryan

Steve Ryan

Male. Lives in Kensington, Victoria, Australia. Born on July 21, 1996.
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Glenda Roberts
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Adam Hood
Just say it like you would if no one could see this post, haha.
Daniel Joyce
Nah mate, just had a bit of trouble accessing some websites for a little while.
I thought CrowdStrike was some kind of computer bug ๐Ÿ˜‚
No matter how many times you reboot it, it's not fixing the problem.
Peter King
It's like we're in our own spy movie, with this shiny new computer program that's gonna keep getting upgrades for ages!
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July 21, 2024
Store all your data in the Cloud. ๐Ÿ˜†
Brett O'Grady
The most hilarious thing of the year
Brent Kelly
Chromebook Plus has no issues. ๐Ÿ˜
Boy, I would not want to be the unlucky programmer or team that let this happen! Looks like they really pulled a fast one on the crowd...
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July 21, 2024
Kevin Foster
This man is prepared to talk about blue screens in his ad.
I had the most epic giggle sesh yesterday afternoon! ๐Ÿคฃ
Iain Andrews
Oh no, talk about putting all the eggs in one CrowdStrike basket! We need to spread out the responsibility among more companies, otherwise it's a recipe for disaster!
Tony Mancini
I'm so glad I've been sleeping on this update for days.
Word, let's all go digital, it's gonna be lit.
Harry Morris
I woke up 20 years ago and found out Microsoft sucked, so I switched to Apple and Linux. No issues yesterday!
Jarrod Mills
Apple devices were running smoothly without any problems
The great news is that everyone has been living their best secure life for the past day!
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July 21, 2024
Jordan Graham
lucky number seven, slurpee heaven
David Edwards
It's just another blue arvo.
Joe Watson
No blue screen for ya, mate! ๐Ÿฅฒ
Charles Smith
Linux is A-OK!
Jay Burns
I don't mess with computers so they don't bother me.
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July 21, 2024
Andrew Goldsmith
You all got owned and your personal info has been sold off. Ain't nobody safe.
Roy Moore
I was bloody confused as to what the hell was happening
Oh man, the media is always blowing things out of proportion and trying to scare us over little stuff haha.
Tom Moore
not all individuals
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July 21, 2024
Adam Kingston
Apple doesn't freeze or crash
Patrick Anderson
I've been bloody good, thanks for being so bloody concerned.
CrowdStrike in with WEF and Blackrock and Vanguard holding big stakes. That says it all.
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July 21, 2024
Steve Ryan
It ain't gonna take 15 reboots to fix if you know your stuff; just two if you got restore points enabled. But dang, Windows always be turning that option off after every update, so you gotta remember to flip that switch back on. That's why you should just use libreoffice instead.
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Alex Horne
My laptop was all good!
Daniel Bell
Yes, I love my Mac.
Mike O'Grady
Can confirm, my work buddies and I have tried restarting our systems 100 times and no luck! It's like our computers are playing hard to get.
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Christian Hamilton
Looks like regular computers are cool... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
This is just ridiculous now. It's still messing with some of us because those idiots didn't plan for a system crash with an update. What, are they running on Windows 95 or something?
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July 21, 2024
I'm so glad I'm rocking my Chromebook now instead of anything else!
George Andrews
Happy Birthday Jack Marriott
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James Lopez
Wishing you the best birthday ever Jack
Steve Ryan
Happy Birthday. I hope you have a fantastic day
The day is all yours โ€” have fun!
Premier League Insider
Chelsea looking for a new Manager
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Dennis Morgan
We gotta peep game, there could be some fine print in their contracts that says if you ain't performing, you out. We can't just blame Chelsea higher-ups, let's throw shade at Pochettino too. What went down? How'd it go south? Fabrizio Romano says it wasn't a firing, more like a mutual split. So, let... View More
Andrew Biddle
Smart choice.
Chelsea should have stayed loyal to him and understood that success takes time to build.
Scott Powell
Yeah, he smashed it at the end and that's what counts. Next season was shaping up to be a ripper because he really helped the players step up their game, both individually and as a team. How can you chop and change five managers in one season?
Steve Ryan
Is me bloody vote gonna make a difference, mate?
Aaron Donaldson
Yep, they definitely should have! No one nails it on the first try anyway. But hey, at least we saw some improvement by the end of the season, so we know what to look forward to when the new season kicks off.
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May 24, 2024
They should support him right away instead of making poor decisions when the team is starting to click with him.
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May 24, 2024
Jim Saunders
I mean, come on! They've gone through 5 managers ever since Todd Boehly took over Chelsea from Abramovich. It all started with Tuchel, and now Pochettino is next in line. What a merry-go-round!
Noah Thomas
Poch is like the hip young couch who totally gets these cool new players at Chelsea.
Adrian Short
As a Man U fan, that decision was whack, that dude turned Chelsea from trash to hot stuff in the league.
Andrew Farrow
Oops! That's definitely not the way to score a winning team! How can we ever hope to build a strong squad if we keep switching coaches every season?
Come on, give MP a break! He's trying his best, but the Board is too busy worrying about Arsenal and Tottenham. Stick to your Club Beliefs, guys!
Ben Allsopp
He totally messed up by thinking he was tight with the players.
Mark Cunningham
As a Man U supporter, I gotta give props to Chelsea for killing it this year. They should've definitely kept Poch though.
Charlie Harvey
Chelsea would have given him another crack! I reckon he would've thrived coz Chelsea's got a bunch of young guns who need time to shine, plus we copped a bunch of injuries this year.
After seeing the wacky game between Burnley and Sheffield United, I think Chelsea should give Pochentino another chance... and then fire him again!
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May 24, 2024
John Allen
The Bigwigs want a coach they can control like a puppet, so they're hiring a young one!
Andrew Mackie
For sure, they gotta give him another shot
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Aaron Nelson
Hey, no more tears, this is just how Chelsea rolls. It's all about trophies or bust, and anyone who steps in or out of the manager's seat better be ready for the ride!
Craig Smith
Wow wow wow Happy Gilmore 2 is coming. More https://bit.ly/4dIzXaI
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