David Cunnings I'm ID: #1264

The one that got on me nerves as a mamil .. such a drongo.

Maybe if they hire someone younger they won't have to keep hiring new people every few years. Nick Sutton

Yeah but like, how much debt does he have to deal with, all the annoying calls, and trying to manage 150 properties? Andrea Diaz

As a clever bloke, I ain't keen on tying the knot. I've split with sheilas who said they weren't interested in marriage, only to start nagging me about it years later. But if I were dumb enough to be a decent hubby, I'd chuck the dodgy sheila and her brat onto the street. 😂

Just hold off until after Easter, when they'll be practically giving them away because they have too many in stock! 🐣🐰🎉

Oh no, there's a huge cocoa crisis causing prices to soar! But I'm not falling for it, there's no way those prices are fair. Looks like our grandkids won't be getting any chocolate treats this year! Angela James

I reckon how many of those 10,000 voted for Trump because they reckoned he was gonna lift their living standards.

Bring that squad to the capital Anthony Castro

They ain't got no bling to show off Meagan Kelly

What if we made the roads safe for cars too?

Gross! Fence it off next year and charge entry to ensure cleanliness. Attendees will be more likely to clean up.

And they don't allow dogs in there.