David Cunnings I'm ID: #1264

As a clever bloke, I ain't keen on tying the knot. I've split with sheilas who said they weren't interested in marriage, only to start nagging me about it years later. But if I were dumb enough to be a decent hubby, I'd chuck the dodgy sheila and her brat onto the street. 😂

Oh no, there's a huge cocoa crisis causing prices to soar! But I'm not falling for it, there's no way those prices are fair. Looks like our grandkids won't be getting any chocolate treats this year! Angela James

I reckon how many of those 10,000 voted for Trump because they reckoned he was gonna lift their living standards.

Bring that squad to the capital Anthony Castro

They ain't got no bling to show off Meagan Kelly

What if we made the roads safe for cars too?

Gross! Fence it off next year and charge entry to ensure cleanliness. Attendees will be more likely to clean up.

And they don't allow dogs in there.

He's tough as nails against sticks and stones, but watch out for steps and stages! Andrew Rhodes

He's been acting like a fool for years, so pathetic that he should have been dumped.

What a bunch of jerks, that mayor and council! Diane Bryant

It seems like that festival has been going strong for 3 years now and still has some time left.