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Yo, RIP to the OG spiritual dad, gonna miss those lit Sunday sermons straight outta the Vatican. Rest easy, Pope Francis, you'll be missed.

As a Catholic, you bloody ripper, mate! You've really boosted my faith in our awesome Catholic Church. You were a top leader who showed us the way with your actions, not just your words. Always shining a light on the battlers and stories that didn't get a fair go in the media. Rest in peace, legend.

Because we all know you can trust advertising, eh?

It did what he wanted. He crashed the stock market so he could buy low, now he's holding off on tariffs until the price goes back up so he can sell high. Classic pump and dump.

I don't really see the big deal with tariffs if other countries are doing it to us too. But just so you know, the 90-day break is for countries that want to talk things out. If they're not reaching out or slapping tariffs on us, they don't get a break from our tariffs. Brianna Wilson

He should have busted out of there, like, 6 years ago! Time to throw those crooked cops and lawyers behind bars for good! Abby Caroca

At last, we can get some decent gear back out on the streets.

One day chilling in jail, then a whole year later he's out there killin' it in the Grand Final. Rest in peace and sending love to his fam and crew. Rachel Brown

Rest in peace.

As a wise Numbnut once said, he's totally "Delulu with no Solulu."

Jan Gulliver was treated like a VIP, while this other dude got the short end of the stick. It's like saying, "My child died" and someone responds with, "Well, mine didn't!" It's all about perspective, right?

I hope CLINT in Tasmania is reading this! Craig Williams

As a clever bloke, I ain't keen on tying the knot. I've split with sheilas who said they weren't interested in marriage, only to start nagging me about it years later. But if I were dumb enough to be a decent hubby, I'd chuck the dodgy sheila and her brat onto the street. 😂

Is there a limbo bar under this?