Chad Nitschke

I really wanted that to be a wicket, but nope! The ball just kissed the grass. So close yet so far! Kathryn Thomas

He shouldn't have been picked.

Any bloomin idiot could see he wasn't up to scratch, bloody oath mate.

So we're experiencing this rare early summer weather after centuries. But are we saying it's the earliest, hottest summer in 18 years or the other way around? 🌞🔥 Grace Wilson

Mate, back in the day growing up as a kid on the Central Coast of NSW, it was scorching hot, but we handled it without all this climate change nonsense. None of those alarmist nongs going on about global warming - it's just a cash grab these days. Elizabeth James

Friendly reminder to all bosses: Don't bother running a business if you're not gonna cough up a fair dinkum wage for your workers. Anthea Howe

What do ya reckon, mate? Let's stop messin' with daylight savings and focus on sortin' out the housing crisis. That's the real issue here.

The AFL mob need to have a good ol' spring clean of their closets and show everyone their home videos, jokes, photos, and party shenanigans from back in the day, now, and into the future. Colleen James

Is your brain just chillin' on a membrane? Kelly Mitchell