Peter Bozanic

What if the iceberg in your drink melted and caused a mini-flood? Try melting ice on top of your glass and see if the water level goes up! Andrew Attenborough

Wishing you a joyous and loving New Year with blessings from above 🎉💕🙏

I would love for my favorite fan Nathan to come to Mackay so we can take a picture together. 🥰💕💗

No worries mate, emergency contraception is a real lifesaver for heaps of sheilas out there. It's likely saved many from havin' to consider an abortion or bein' stuck with little ankle biters they don't fancy. Mackenzie Bell

The instruments were bloody deafening, mate couldn't hear a thing in his earpiece. The smoke would've wrecked his voice for sure, all for what? Nobody could see him except for The Kid Laroi, but you still smashed it, legend! Trinity Jackson

I got a better shot at making it through Goku's training than making it through a night with Tsunade.

Anyone want to help out the old singing bird with some cash?

Yeah, not really....

The circus keeps going with laughter. Brent Davis

Does her husband sit on the ranking committee?

I actually tuned in tonight, but sorry ch9, airing people's drama on TV for all to see is not cool! I switched channels to watch something more fun instead.

And he better chat it up with a headshrinker if he thinks he's gonna be with her.

Government department cost increases for internet providers are being passed on to consumers, exceeding the pension increase, leading to a rise in cost of living by government agencies.

How about I get to keep more of my own cash instead of giving it all to taxes? Luke Hutchinson

Gender test really throws a curveball here.

If breakdancing can make it to the Olympics, surely this can too! Justin Johnson