AFL rumour mill I'm ID: #40

Cameron's captain is a total joke.

Jordan Dawson got named the top Captain in 2025, but then got made Vice Captain instead, while Jeremy Cameron, who isn't even a team captain, got the role. Like, how does that even add up? Being a Captain is about way more than just flipping a coin.

Let's outshine those suns!

Bulldogs vs missed opportunities 😂 Robert Duke

Flip it around and you've got yourself Port Adelaide, mate!

Still can’t believe the last time they made finals was 7 years ago….and they were top of the ladder back then too 🤷🇦🇺🤷🇦🇺 Justin Dawson

All 15 Suns fans are invested in this game.

Can't believe no one's talking about how Collingwood could still fail to make the top 8 mathematically 😂😂 Nathan Stevens

Essendon paid the AFL for prime time games, but tonight's game isn't worth watching.

Eight games. West Coast, Sydney, Essendon, and Carlton don't affect the top 8 at all.

The umpire didn't call a free kick, the game is over.

Here's the trick - you just gotta switch your name to Tom Stewart, stand 100m away from the action every game, and rock the Geelong colors if you want a shot at getting out of trouble 🫡💥 Carla Fry

You couldn't write a good headline, mate.

I heard he's gonna mess up his ACL this week.

Dees gonna take the win (you never know, stranger things have happened). Without Rankine, without the Crows, no fairy tale ending.

Let's go, Hawks! If we beat Melbourne, we'll be top 4.

Freo will end up 9th because of their percentage.