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Cat's grand final pie😺

"Cat vs. Pie ultimate showdown" Billy Tsekenis

Suns will knock off Lions but get trounced by Collingwood. Crows will defeat Hawks but fall to Cats. It's a Pies versus Cats grand final, with Cats coming out on top. Andrew Kennedy

Sunshines to outshine Lions!

Did Essendon ever talk to opposition players?

It's time to leave, Scott.

Crows and Lions getting knocked out in straight sets

Granny's bringing in the pies to battle the cats.

Yeah mate, the crows were fair dinkum robbed. Right in front of me.

No worries, mate 👋

Cameron's captain is a total joke.

Jordan Dawson got named the top Captain in 2025, but then got made Vice Captain instead, while Jeremy Cameron, who isn't even a team captain, got the role. Like, how does that even add up? Being a Captain is about way more than just flipping a coin.

Let's outshine those suns!

Bulldogs vs missed opportunities 😂 Robert Duke

Flip it around and you've got yourself Port Adelaide, mate!

Still can’t believe the last time they made finals was 7 years ago….and they were top of the ladder back then too 🤷🇦🇺🤷🇦🇺 Justin Dawson

All 15 Suns fans are invested in this game.

Can't believe no one's talking about how Collingwood could still fail to make the top 8 mathematically 😂😂 Nathan Stevens