Anthony Tidball

A rising pattern. Brad Jones

"We all live in Mo Salah's world - might as well live vicariously through him!" 😎😁

If he managed to slip through the cracks, he'd be darting through the obstacle course instead of heading to rehab. He needs a timeout to understand life's lessons, just like the rest of us. Vicki Moore

They only show regret when caught; where were his friends and manager during his out-of-control behavior?

Yucky Jenny Jones

Oh my gosh, feeling a tad extra there, aren't we? 😜 Gary McCormack

3.2 is not a significant earthquake.

Aggro right wing extremism is Straya's top homegrown terror threat. Fair dinkum.

Was he (or they/them she/her) just another rainbow bridge fanatic? Shawn Lopez

Other countries may be confused and contemplating further action after observing our global mistakes. Willie Stewart

Yeah, I was totally talking to ET as he was sending Elvis back and forth from the Hard Rock asteroid Cafe. 😂

Looks like money takes the prize once more, no talk of keeping the club's character or public image in check.

Come on, give me your hand fatrell! The NRL big wigs want to give you a little smack on the wrist... They might even let you sit out that "one game" ban while you're recovering from your boo-boo, because you're their special little golden child. Samantha Matthews

The title "Minor Premiers" doesn't do justice to the impressive achievement.

But the top dogs only managed to take out the grand final in half of those seasons Samantha Coppola