Chris Davies

Contains an abundance of silicon.

Screw that, I'm a designated driver no matter how big I am, and my back ain't great from it. Lots of chicks who go from tiny to tit-ified end up ditching the implants because they hurt their backs. It ain't all glamour like everyone thinks. Andrew McCormack

For sure, he's the sickest bowler and the most solid out of the crew. Dude shoulda been reppin' the team from jump. Smh, those so-called selectors messed up big time. He's straight up proved himself. Elijah Brown

Yep, he’s a top player so let him keep playing until he calls it quits!

Put the state under lockdown now. Kylie Cook

Everton would have had a crack at it.. but they fluffed their lines mate. Keith Cox

That's how it goes when we're chillin'. Fulham totally earned that win. They really stepped up their game in the second half. Looks like we need a new striker though.

It's in Queenstown, mate. Huge tourist spot where everything is a bloody rip off.

All he had to do was slap on some shades and we would've instantly recognized him 😎 Anna Miller

Damn, poor Alex Perry got caught slippin' or got framed to look extra busted. Being famous must suck, always gettin' chased down by paparazzi. We all have off days but no one gives a damn about us regular folks 😂

I can't believe this is happening! 😪

Life can be a real downer sometimes, but hey, let's turn to the big man upstairs and lighten the mood!