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Martin Torres

Martin Torres

Male. Lives in Joondalup, Western Australia, Australia. Born on December 19, 1972.
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Nick Stephenson
R-cup breasts. Is this real. Asking for a friend. Full story: https://bit.ly/4280tH1
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Contains an abundance of silicon.
John Kyrgios
Screw that, I'm a designated driver no matter how big I am, and my back ain't great from it. Lots of chicks who go from tiny to tit-ified end up ditching the implants because they hurt their backs. It ain't all glamour like everyone thinks.
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Di Long
SHE HAS THE RIGHT MOVES
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Andrew Robinson
Will you actually use a sniper rifle to protect your home from an armed intruder? It's possible but unlikely. 😂😂
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December 25, 2024
Adrian Short
Make sure to wear pants before the brass gets too hot, denim or leather is ideal.
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December 26, 2024
Antonio Pellegrino
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After eating curry, Hawke had better bowel movements than Albo. I have never disliked a prime minister more.
December 7, 2024
Brett Maxwell
Hawke had better bowel movements after curry than Albo. I've never disliked a prime minister more.
December 7, 2024
Norma Reed
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Daniel Joyce
Sounds like they're just trying to clown for the views.
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November 8, 2024
Martin Torres
It's surprising that Kylie didn't toss his handbag 😂
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November 8, 2024
Love Jackie O but she has having a proper melt down now and needs help
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She's chucking all the dosh she makes from the book to a rehab centre for the haters!
November 6, 2024
Martin Torres
She says it about when her marrige ended more like everyday with Kyle the clown. Read more https://bit.ly/3NAdGzY
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I'm happy Jackie got the treatment she needed and I hope it helps others too. Best wishes for her recovery.
October 25, 2024
Andrew Wheelens
Jackie O, ignore the negativity, stay honest, and keep pushing forward. Take care.
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October 25, 2024
Michael Wilson
What a total f#@king f%&kwit
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Nick Tambouras
He notices his car first, not his friend. 😳😳😳
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October 12, 2024
Barry Dennis
I will donate this.
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October 12, 2024
Andrew Leslie
Danny Kelly
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They got swamped! It was all Lions.
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October 1, 2024
Lachlan Bartlett
Perhaps the Swans should've just hopped on a regular plane 🛫 like Brisbane instead of the fancy private jet 🛩️... that was their first big oops!!!!!!
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October 1, 2024
Allen Simpson
Arnold’s leaves Socceroos with immediate effect. Read more: bit.ly/ThankYouArnie
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Steve Frangalas
You killed it with hardly any help!
September 21, 2024
Alex Durack
Graham Arnold deserves praise for his work with the Socceroos, despite limited resources. Quickly faulting the coach for any issues shows a lack of gratitude.
September 21, 2024
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