Robert Miller

People complain about sun protection and making shade, but then also complain about reserving spots at the beach when there is plenty of space.

It's like saving a seat at the pool. If you're gonna use it, cool. But if you just hold it hostage all day, not cool. Paul Harrison

What a pickle

Money is always chattering away... about to ruin the fun of football, stupid FIFA! Adam Taylor

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

Please just win this time, mate.

How many blokes are gonna cough up for this at 10pm on a weeknight after how they went last week?

Oh damn, that's wild and lit AF, so bold. Dorothy Wright

New tune for the next album

Labour, handle this. Karen Lee

Mpox was just a mysterious word until Hanson dropped it as a single! 😜