Mick Smith

Sorry, I'm not looking to be part of a 3-for-1 deal with guys and a girl!

I know they will want many AFL memberships. Just wish the Mercury would stop trying to sabotage the stadium.

This dude's first term was a hot mess - constant BS from this loony fool. I'm trying to tune out the news, but it's a struggle.

Chuck him in the slammer already, he's gone full fruit loop, not that he wasn't already.

So we're experiencing this rare early summer weather after centuries. But are we saying it's the earliest, hottest summer in 18 years or the other way around? 🌞🔥 Grace Wilson

Mate, back in the day growing up as a kid on the Central Coast of NSW, it was scorching hot, but we handled it without all this climate change nonsense. None of those alarmist nongs going on about global warming - it's just a cash grab these days. Elizabeth James

Youse all bloody crooks and fibbers, our pollies are a bloody disgrace.

Chill

How about you grab a big block with loads of cribs and help out struggling families, single mums and the like.

This super cool collectors edition comes with all the bells and whistles. The price is totally fair for die-hard fans of the artist. If it's not your cup of tea, no worries, just skip it!

Big news - they're bringing back food.

Weren't they originally 30 cent cones? Rachael Howard

How about these idiots man up and catch a flight to Gaza to actually do something about it?