Brandon Henderson I'm ID: #6012

ANZAC Day is a time to honor those who have fought for our freedom, not just a day off work.

It is alleged that he is actually an alien.

Obama spills the beans that aliens are totally legit, but he swears he hasn't spotted any yet. He also claims there are no extraterrestrials hanging out in area 51, unless they're pulling a fast one on him. Helen Walker

Slip on some lube, grab some external gel or get it from her vajayjay; trace the triangle up to the top and give the hood a little poke; no need for a precise attack; spend 20 minutes massaging the lips and upper hood of the vajayjay and watch her go off like a firecracker.

"Allow me to clarify."

Why parliamentarians never gotta go on strike for their pay bumps?

Wolves aren't playing in the Premier League, they're just holding onto the badge until the Championship comes around with the keys.

There's only two teams that have been fair dinkum consistent in both their performance and where they sit in the ol' alphabetical order: Arsenal and Wolves.

This Chisel album is the bomb! Annette McLaren

I played this album so much that it got worn out. Christopher Price

How many little Aussies are joining the population party through births compared to five years back?

Perfect time to give a manager the boot right out of the gate

FIFA doesn't care about disrupting the domestic calendar with meaningless international friendlies. Ann-Louise McLeod