Danny Walker I'm ID: #2349

It is alleged that he is actually an alien.

Obama spills the beans that aliens are totally legit, but he swears he hasn't spotted any yet. He also claims there are no extraterrestrials hanging out in area 51, unless they're pulling a fast one on him. Helen Walker

He only uttered FO, not FU.

Way to go! 👏

Who did the artwork? 😂😂 The Poundland team did it!

Shoulda snagged that sweet djemba djemba Kevin Perez

Because it could reveal that some sneaky outsiders are trying to meddle in our business!

A fair dinkum royal commission is a bloody expensive and time-consuming process, and the suggestions it makes aren't legally enforceable. The NSW government is having a squiz into any stuff-ups and how to stop them from happening again, and the Federal Government is keen to lend a hand. Ryan Howard

Make the leaning over a tad less excruciating.

Oscar will always be a rev head.

Whoa, the flood gates burst wide open in the second half!

Anyone thinking we'll make it to the round of 16 next year must be living in a fantasy world!

ABF should take legal action if any have been illegally ported.

Well, at least the government finally coughed up that $275 for the smokers! 😂 David Stephens

Oh man, talk about a facepalm moment for US Education! I remember hearing a story a while ago about someone at the airport looking for their flight to New Mexico and being directed to the international terminal. You can't make this stuff up! Sarah McGrath

You don't have to have a super long neck to be a goose! Jacqui Hogan

Shirvington be hittin' the PM with a question...I'm torn between laughin' and cryin'.

If Geelong had to face GWS this week, I bet they'd be begging to have the game at the G! 🏟️😆

As a Brisbane Lions fan, we'll crush you no matter where we play.