William Marshall

Up there we got the blue clown, not really any cooler than the red clown Albo. But no matter what, if those two dudes win, we're still in the circus.

It's bloody obvious who the real idiot is.

Man, that shit looks hella stylish. All black everything, houses crammed together, no trees or parks, and the streets are always packed with crap instead of cars because the garages are full. This city planning is a disaster - no wonder it gets so damn hot! Mikayla Thomas

It's grouse to see a series that isn't one-eyed. And fair dinkum, the Aussies are so cocky, I reckon it's about time they were taken down a notch. Leroy Douglas