Robert Kelly

She would have done better in the polls if she talked more girly and ditched the boring suit and dumb heels. People aren't fans of loud women.

Republicans lean towards censorship more.

Sending positive vibes to Israel and crossing our fingers for Trump's victory! Jeremy Rodriguez

You're gonna be hawking all 23 games to some team in Tassie. Ain't no chance this league is gonna have 19 teams.

How come they're making new clubs for the league when there are already some that don't matter?

So a club is gonna cop some cash from a third party and as a result, their chances of winning a match are gonna be decreased.

Bluey is the top kids show in America this year, and Bandit's use of "mate" has caught on with kids. As a country girl, I use the term too, but find it trivial compared to serious issues in our country.

Send him to the draft so he ends up at North Melbs. Eve Bruno

Anyone who knows Geelong knows that their star players have willingly taken pay cuts to help the team win, showing their dedication to success. Anthea Little

Not gonna lie, everyone already saw this coming, no need for an update. Jacquie Buckley

So he thought he'd get revenge on her by getting someone else pregnant? Now we're just chilling, keep us amused. I feel dumb and infectious. Now we're just chilling, keep us amused. A mixed-race person, a white person. A mosquito, my sex drive, yeah. Amy Watkins

Giselle's jiu jitsu teacher reckons mmmm

That's a ripper yarn to tell your kid about why they're here... Because your Mum was flirting and I was too young to deal with it, so I had you with another sheila... Beauty!

You're just gonna blame the wifey for your screw-ups? That's some classic gaslighting right there 😉