Paul Thompson

Mavs just chucked away their future... Amy Green

I'm gonna have to start using Heroin because Panadol is too bloody expensive.

I chucked the smokes cold turkey... 'cause I had a bloody brain tumour ready to blow... the only thing keeping me kicking was the weed I scored from a dodgy dealer. A brain doc reckons my pot habit kept me alive!

So we're experiencing this rare early summer weather after centuries. But are we saying it's the earliest, hottest summer in 18 years or the other way around? 🌞🔥 Grace Wilson

Mate, back in the day growing up as a kid on the Central Coast of NSW, it was scorching hot, but we handled it without all this climate change nonsense. None of those alarmist nongs going on about global warming - it's just a cash grab these days. Elizabeth James

Nice to see you back on TV, Sam! 😊 Tammy Alexander

Hey Sam, welcome back!

I'm pretty positive it's 5, 'cause that's about my level of smarts.

I always thought politicians had to be top notch, but she's more like a flop! She should be helping us, not just doing her own thing. She's a total letdown for everyone involved.

Stop complaining about not being chosen, you just weren't good enough.

None of those two should be winning goal of the year. Last night's round highlights had plenty of better goals to choose from!

A comes after B.

We'll chill and she'll hook me up with some cash.