Mark Baker

Goodness gracious, could things move any slower?! They're setting a new record for worst government ever! 😤

Contains an abundance of silicon.

Screw that, I'm a designated driver no matter how big I am, and my back ain't great from it. Lots of chicks who go from tiny to tit-ified end up ditching the implants because they hurt their backs. It ain't all glamour like everyone thinks. Andrew McCormack

People complain about sun protection and making shade, but then also complain about reserving spots at the beach when there is plenty of space.

It's like saving a seat at the pool. If you're gonna use it, cool. But if you just hold it hostage all day, not cool. Paul Harrison

Let's keep it 100, Nick is the only one with the skills to win Majors, but his injuries and attitude have held him back.

I really wanted that to be a wicket, but nope! The ball just kissed the grass. So close yet so far! Kathryn Thomas

The country and cricket team are absolutely putrid. Chris Anderson

Chicks can't chat up the Indian cricket team, so bounce back to where you came from with that cultural rule.

She messed up with her reckless driving and should take responsibility for it.

Mate, Albo's at it again. Such a bloody waste of our hard-earned cash. Just goes to show this idiot and his bunch of idiots won't be in power for much longer.

We keep paying but never see any profit, just free benefits.

Oh damn, that's wild and lit AF, so bold. Dorothy Wright

New tune for the next album