David Russell I'm ID: #5994

How about this: Got a wild idea - knock on the door and ask, "Hey buddy, I'm about to mow my lawn, want me to tackle yours too?" Spread some joy, you might even score some drinks or vino. Don't be a grump – sharing is caring! Kathleen Mitchell

I used to have a neighbor who was even worse than this guy. I had to kill his grass with weed killer. Andrew Winch

Wait for R's restrictive T.

He's had time to conceal information if he chose to.

Is it any surprise that Storm never loses a round 1 game in 20 years? They always end up facing Parra! Amelia Collins

I'll never forget when Jeremy Clarkson from the UK's Top Gear came to visit us in the middle of NSW. He drove a 4WD to the top of a hill with amazing 360o views, and not a single man-made thing in sight. And then he said, "You just can't imagine how huge this country is." Norma Reed

Bull Sh*t

Did he call him a f*ggot?

What are they distributing instead?

Next up, condoms are gonna be a must-have with all these new idiotic humans popping up.

I wonder if there were other times he didn't get busted for!

What a bloody crime.. 'bloke goes for a dip'. John Lewis