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2/20
How about this: Got a wild idea - knock on the door and ask, "Hey buddy, I'm about to mow my lawn, want me to tackle yours too?" Spread some joy, you might even score some drinks or vino. Don't be a grump – sharing is caring! Kathleen Mitchell
I used to have a neighbor who was even worse than this guy. I had to kill his grass with weed killer. Andrew Winch
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2/17
This shit feels mad fake, like one of them fake-ass toddler tantrums every parent goes through. Zac Manning
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2/35
Except if it's at Geelong, where they triple the price for the game. Haley Clark
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2/10
A 10 foot gator ain't small mate. But ya can't top the saltie croc. Bec Ellis
Oi mate, no need for the confusion, that's not an alligator you'll spot later, it's a croc, and you won't be seeing them for a while.
Happy Birthday Katie
You’re officially old enough to know better but not old enough to care. Happy Birthday Katie
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2/12
Why is it so hard to say "cut off" instead of "cutoff"? James Gonzalez
In the UK, it's usually the bouncer booting you out that's the sign.


































































