Mark Patterson

The only fun part of the whole 5.5 hours was watching the slap match at the end, LOL!

I reckon this orange plastic thing is as boring as a Saturday arvo at the local footy.

I had a friend with benefits for 17 years despite being happily married. Deanna Carney

Not at all.

Everyone be hatin' on him, but they don't know his story. He's a sick player and smart for gettin' help. Fingers crossed it all works out for him, he's a legend. Ernest Adams

🙄 Dude needs to bounce to rehab and dodge all the drama. The Broncos gotta show some guts and fire him, and the NRL gotta grow some balls and ban him for 3 years.

If he managed to slip through the cracks, he'd be darting through the obstacle course instead of heading to rehab. He needs a timeout to understand life's lessons, just like the rest of us. Vicki Moore

They only show regret when caught; where were his friends and manager during his out-of-control behavior?

But Labor done let in all the nasties tryna ruin this place and turn it into a dump like they left behind. Donald Kelly

Let's broadcast its identity on social media and set a reward for catching it. What a sneaky little critter! Ann Pearce

The dude's definitely a little cray-cray, but no one gives a hoot. And guess what? That TV station thinks Luke got beat up because people wanted payback on white folks. Pssh, that's just the West-funded propaganda machine at work: "New Tang Dynasty Television is run by Falun Gong peeps in NYC."

I swear, wearing shades and jamming to music ain't never won a NRL game in history. This dude just tryna relax, but y'all acting like a bunch of Karens. 💀

So, how did things go with the Tigers and Souths? He got pretty lucky in 2014, but let's be real, he's better as an international or rep coach. He got fired by Souths and Tigers, and he'll probably get the boot from the Broncos before winning a premiership. The heat is definitely on at that club.

Just do it beautifully! 😍

Perfect Boobahe? = Perfect Booboo?

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The banks are going down the gurgler.

Higher interest rates mean juicier investments. Can't have that!

Next up, please

Albo reckons no one will be left behind. How's that cheaper power coming along? Labor can't manage the economy, never have, never will. Erin Bennett

The two Trump supporters are obsessed with his policies and are seen as his loyal followers, but Musk fails to recognize that extremists also exist within his own supporters.

Maybe someone will give this a shot on Elon.

2 tries, 2 GOPs... Well, even they're thinking about saving some cash instead of locking up another criminal.

I wouldn't cop a Tesla even if it was the only ride left on Earth. Dude needs to ditch this electric car vibe.