Oh, look at these two, there's a special spot in hell for you both!
Happy Birthday Ellie Maxwell
Happy Birthday. Have a super super day filled with lots of fun and alcohol
Happy Birthday Stewart
Wishing you a birthday that's as amazing as you are. Have a great day!
Happy Birthday Patrick
Happy Birthday to someone who makes the world a better place just by being in it.
Why would you keep driving towards them? They're in a panic, just stop and they'll move.
Oh, look at you, not even considering hitting the brakes! 🚫🤷♀️
Happy Birthday
You’re officially old enough to know better but not old enough to care. Happy Birthday Peter
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2/20
Gus, if you want Galvin, give us Kikau and we'll both be happy. Otherwise, we'll see you at Lidcombe Oval in 18 months. Louise Lewis
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2/19
I've got two legs, mate. But if you're asking 'ow many legs these critters got between 'em?