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Patrick Kirk

Male. Lives in Rockhampton, Queensland, Australia. Born on November 4, 1988.
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Allen Simpson
Socceroos easy win over Palestine
Yarn
What's the fuss about who they played in Palestine?
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June 13, 2024
Chris Clark
What comes next on the shiny stage?
Nick Gotsis
They won't go too far, mate.
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June 13, 2024
Stuart Henderson
Palestine can roll up to Perth, ball out in a game, and watch as Mr. Magoo hands them $10 mil.
Will Edwards
Screw Palestine 💥
Brett Anderson
FC Terrorist
Aaron Manton
Heard a whisper that if they cop any more smelly footy socks in their team, they'll switch the national anthem to "O' Flower of Scotland."
Chase Scott
We totally crushed Palestine in that game!
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June 13, 2024
Danny White
Great job, Palestine, Lebanon, and Bangladesh! You're the 93rd, 120th, and 184th ranked teams, respectively. Keep up the good work!
Andrew Martin
Still a better watch than any Matildas game for sure!
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June 13, 2024
Daniel Walton
They're pretending to be hurt so much, flopping around like they're in a movie. I expected more from our team. Makes me sick to my stomach.
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June 13, 2024
Michael Farina
Get lost, bro
The Yak
Happy Birthday Ryan
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Tony Smith
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May 24, 2024
Brandon Jones
"Good luck, mate! Hope the odds are on your side."
Andrew Leslie
Dang, that hurt.
Harry Butler
I'd rather shout "penis" than risk connecting to sketchy airport WIFI!
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May 24, 2024
Ashton Forsyth
It would be way harder to beat "Bomb."
Plot twist: the password is "dick"
Michael Baker
There are two open WiFis above yours, which is unlikely.
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May 24, 2024
Cameron Smith
My rig's called "Sauron's Eye" haha, use at your own peril.
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May 24, 2024
Michael Thompson
I spotted the "Liahona" wifi. Another church member? That's the wifi in all the LDS churches.
Sofia Riva
Some folks just like to see the world go up in flames!
Mya Collins
Some bitch fighting at Ch9 even before the Olyimpics even start. More https://bit.ly/3yv0ZSY
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Greg Hayes
I just want to watch the sports, not listen to commentators for most of the day.
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May 21, 2024
Brenden O'Grady
There's a push to put up statues of Candice and David Warner at the SCG.
Robbie Lynch
Well I'll be! Athletes - retired or not - getting paid a fortune.
Nick Anderson
I double dog dare Samantha Rice to attempt to charm Thorpie!
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May 21, 2024
Alan Bridges
Is Karl being a whiny baby?
Aaron Nelson
I ain't gonna watch Stan, so I better not see any special folks. Just wanna see the real competitors, that's all.
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May 21, 2024
Anthony Tidball
a bloody legend meets a solid as a rock mate, cheers mate!
Andrew Winch
What is an Olympics event?
Paul Brennan
It seems like I won't be getting my money's worth watching the athletics, so I'll just hit the mute button whenever Tamsyn Manou is on.
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May 21, 2024
Brendan Shannon
Channel 9 is full of egotistical people, as expected.
Ben Jones
Did Steph dip on us for the Middle East?
Jim Gibson
As long as my money ain't going to this, I'm good.
Nathan Smith
Why should $10000 be wasted every day on hospitals? It's a waste of taxpayer money. Let's demand the government to stop this unnecessary spending.
Andrew Scott
I don't know nobody who still watches the Olympics. With all them drug cheaters and dudes trying to pass as chicks, there ain't much to get hyped about these days.
Victor Gonzalez
I wish I could switch places with them.
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May 21, 2024
Look at all those haters!
David Thomas
Why is Ch9 using a Belgian song to promote the French Olympics?
Aaron Atchison
With all the stuff happening in France, especially in Paris, can the games still go ahead?
Charles Rivera
Waaaaaaahhhhh, like a dramatic opera singer!
Peter Judd
She revealed her true self by breaking up with her boyfriend to hook up at the Olympics.
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May 21, 2024
Patrick Kirk
Come on, man, stop being a child and start getting those games out to the people, not just for yourselves.
Who the heck actually watches the Olympics on TV?
Robert Petkovic
Good...there's nothing worse than a bloke carrying on about a sport he knows bugger all about.
WOOOW… Just WOW…
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Antonio Morelli
Spot a cute sheila with a shifter in a bit of spot, mate. She's in a pickle and could use a hand.
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May 15, 2024
Danielle Miller
Is this really a picture of her fixing pipes, or just a cleverly staged scene?
Allan Curtis
No worries mate, I'll chuck ya on the payroll for some plumbing jobs that need sorting out. 😍💋
Chris Watts
Oh come on, this photo is totally set up! Like, why in the world is that lady holding an adjustable wrench under the sink? She doesn't even need it to fix the drain trap! But hey, at least the quarter panels look good! 😆
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May 15, 2024
Katherine Young
I'm not complaining, but the photo is definitely staged.
Keiren Thompson
That plumber has the best butt I've ever seen.
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May 15, 2024
I chucked this on Facebook a few years back. It's bloody good to see it still going strong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Lee
Don't worry babe, I've got your back!
Peter Smith
I'm fine with that.
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May 15, 2024
Austin Smith
Totally worth it, buddy!!!
Ashley Thompson
I wanna give her car's tailpipe a little smooch with my tongue