They came through for their dog right before it was too late. Let's hope that pup's livin' its best life now, not just stuck in a crate. Lawrence Gonzalez
It's like when companies shrink stuff and still charge the same. They skimp on materials so they can make an extra towel out of every 50. Just like they poke holes in cheese for the same reason.
Okay, seriously, with all the break-ins, auto thefts, and stabbings happening, someone needs to step up and take charge. This is getting out of control.
I'm just a chick tryna stay safe out here, so I'm rocking those OG club locks from the 80s in my ride every damn day. Gotta know how to protect myself, ya feel? Bianca Curran
Time to do some team shuffling - if we want Utd to shine bright again! Let's offer everyone new contracts, even Ruben on an interim basis. Let's make the magic happen!
The only time Rashford is fair dinkum is when he's picking up his free weekly pay from Barclays bank in Southend. Old Trafford is a bloody dream factory, not a welfare agency.