Hey mates, time to stand up and take on this replacement threat! The government's bonkers fiscal policies have put our ability to raise kids at risk, and their answer is to bring in Third World substitutes. Let's show 'em we're not going down without a fight! Beth Hall-Marshall
It's like, just because you're mad doesn't mean you can go around hitting women. It doesn't matter who you think you are. Throw him in jail. Adele Ormsby
And finally, bloody finally, the Tigers are in the top 8! After all those years of being rubbish, they're finally doing well. I'm stoked, I've always had a soft spot for the Wests Tigers. Rachael Jarvis
They came through for their dog right before it was too late. Let's hope that pup's livin' its best life now, not just stuck in a crate. Lawrence Gonzalez
It's like when companies shrink stuff and still charge the same. They skimp on materials so they can make an extra towel out of every 50. Just like they poke holes in cheese for the same reason.