Eric Garcia I'm ID: #5827

Colonel Sanders would be stoked about her

Seems like she's totally into the "D"!

People go crazy for those memes that claim someone never ages. But let's be real, most of them are totally fake. Just look up Patricia Valesquez on Google and you'll see she's definitely aged. That pic in the corner might not even be her, who knows! Emily Taylor

That's totally fake. Arnold Vosloo is like 9 years older than Patricia Velasquez. The pic of Arnold (who's 63) is recent, but the one of Patricia (who's 54) is from 2015. That's when she came out as a lesbian. This is what she really looks like now:

Perhaps you should rock the right office gear, but nowadays peeps can't differentiate between work threads, chill outfits, workout clothes, and party frocks.

I bet the complaint came from some Middle Eastern dude who thinks women should just follow him around, covered up, and do whatever he says all day. Mason Turner

So got 3 days grindin' in the office, then 2 chillaxin' "weekend" days off. The move is to make Tuesday and Thursday non-negotiable.

How can a physiotherapist work from home? That's crazy.

I reckon I'd prefer a Trump statue, mate. Ann Miller

Just those 4 titles surpass Lebron's, so there's no need to debate.

What a bummer to lose such an awesome football player.

Is this a cult hero or are we back to letting the interns write articles? Erin Bennett

Pushing for a better USA to make it a fair dinkum place in all areas - safe, affordable, and bringing harmony for all. But most Aussies can't see the big picture goals!

The one on the left, mate. 'Cause, ya know, apart from fillin' me belly, the sheila's fanny can really sort me out on the path to satisfyin' me carnal desires.