Brent Grady

Rise and shine, sweetie! It's time for your daily dose of Macca's ad magic, compliments of yours truly. Enjoy! Brian Walsh

#DuhNews 🙄 Paul Cameron

Hey, that trick might have been effective back in the 90s when gas was cheap, but now you'll just waste your time if you try it and the machine is being cleaned when you get to the window. Craig Gray

Is it fair dinkum to reckon a Sovereign Citizen will be in charge of the FBI?

Let's pray to God for guidance, grace, and wisdom in our lives.

So awesome 👍

She cheated in the Olympics to gain recognition, showing she wasn't a good athlete.

Can we just tune out?

Thanks! We're glad you're flying solo.

Some folks want the moon when all they have is a pebble to bargain with!

Is Kev's got a mirror? Richard Clark

I'm fortunate to have married the most beautiful and amazing woman, who radiates beauty inside and out.

I have no clue who they are, but apparently they're someone important!

I've never heard of that before 🤔 Carter Morris

Never heard of 'em

The 2 teams that'll take out the semi finals... No worries!

I'm calling it now - Port Adelaide Power with the upset victory by 8 points over the Hawks, and the GWS Giants taking the win by 11 points against the Lion's. It's all because they've got that home ground advantage! 🏟️🏉

Awesome! Everyone is counting us out as the underdogs, but we'll just fly high and prove them wrong. It's all good that most people don't believe in us, even though we finished on top of the ladder. We're cool with being the least favorite to win the flag. Let's go, Swans! Samuel Wilson

Hawthorn and GWS gonna win this weekend.

I had like 20 drinks at the bar last night, dancing to the live band playing "500 miles", and I totally nailed it on the dance floor.

The circus keeps going with laughter. Brent Davis

Does her husband sit on the ranking committee?

It would be dope if they learned how to spell Aussies before they started talkin' smack about us Aussies!

My mom is 88, and she gets a bit of both age and service pension. Whenever one goes up a smidge, the other gets cut by veterans affairs. It's like a never-ending back and forth. The difference is only $7-$8, but it costs more for the government to argue over this pocket change than it's worth.

Government department cost increases for internet providers are being passed on to consumers, exceeding the pension increase, leading to a rise in cost of living by government agencies.

How about I get to keep more of my own cash instead of giving it all to taxes? Luke Hutchinson