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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Male. Lives in Albert Park, Victoria, Australia. Born on July 2, 1990.
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Yet another brewery has shut forever
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Boutique beers are trash, Carlton Draught all the way!
Victor Gonzales
Taxpayers heavily subsidize politicians' food and alcohol.
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June 26, 2024
Ionnis Poulos
Beer prices are unsurprisingly high.
And they're all like, why is everyone doing coke? It's because it's cheaper than beer! 🍺
Excite Tax jumps every two years!
Phil Johnson
Another business that's apparently popular is going under? What does popular even mean? I thought it meant everyone loved it. People can only drink so much booze, and now there's all these fancy breweries opening up everywhere. It's the same with cafes and stuff.
Jack Washington
The high excise is driving beer prices to new heights, making it unaffordable for the working class to enjoy a drink with friends at the pub.
Joe Johnson
I know I'll catch some flak, but I'm all about that pale ale life. Every now and then, I'll hit up one of those cool spots to hang with the hipsters and trendsetters, but those days are behind me. With the way things are going, I'll probably end up sipping cheap wine in the shed at home! ... View More
Andrew Hicks
Don't bother drinking, just get organized. ✅
John Edwards
Forever is hanging out with a Nordic dude who likes his bubbles. Those fresh-faced backpackers just can't hang with me, I'm way above their league. I'm top-notch, so when the wait staff dropped hints, I was totally clueless. Chefs may not be top-notch, they usually end up with waitresses and have li... View More
Andy Curry
Another man bun brewer bites the dust, oh dear.
Pat Watson
Bad beer, no backstory.
Antonio Carbone
The government should eliminate its alcohol excise.
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June 26, 2024
Anthony Worden
Craft beer is over.
Andrew Moss
I just can't bring myself to splurge on that! I'd rather stick to my trusty $15 bottle of red wine 🍷😜
Andrew Roberts
I'm sad to see a business close and people lose jobs, but I stick to the beers I like because it's cheaper.
Nick Kane
Maybe it's just because folks are catching on that Craft Beers are just super expensive, taxed, and taste nothing like a good old-fashioned beer.
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June 26, 2024
Jacob Wilson
At least the click bait masters didn't use "popular" or "famous."
Grant Roberts
Craft beer used to be trendy 8 years ago, but not anymore.
Blair Harvey
There are way too many fancy craft beers out there, so it's tough to stand out.
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June 26, 2024
Tony Mousoulis
Big boy Myles didn't miss either did he. More https://bit.ly/3XaSE11
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Garry Jones
Awesome tackle
Jack Martinez
Let's watch Nate Miles and Sualii battle it out in a charity boxing match and see if Nate has anything to say afterward!
Jaidyn Frederick
Nate Myles should focus on teaching football to his academy players instead of playing duck duck goose.
Con Souris
Don't be throwing shade if you're living in a glass house, Nat!
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June 7, 2024
Brett Kavanagh
He's a big grub playing Origin and now he's calling someone else out for being dirty. Haha!
Jim Kambos
Just let them have a crack at Origin, it's gonna shake things up! I would've been stoked to see NSW with all their guns blazing, it definitely makes for a more exciting game. Origin has always been fierce, but still, screw the Blues! Lol.
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June 7, 2024
The dude who was a total pro at the headbutt move, Nate, would have the OGs from back in the day losing their minds. Thankful we still have memories of the good times locked in our heads.
Bill Hardiman
And those guys from NSW never own up to their mistakes. I'm glad he's quitting the game.
Justin Meredith
Always gotta take out who they're worried about, if the boot was on the other foot NSW would be bloody yelling too.
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June 7, 2024
Jackson Granville
Myles said it was the best knockout since fallen knocked him out.
Myles Gate is such a grub
Graeme Bates
If Walsh bashed his noggin' on Joseph's knee while he ate asphalt, would he get kicked out? Walsh's slip led to the collision.
Randy Powell
Need to take care of the handsome boy so he can play soccer.
Daniel Lee
He's got the biggest grub.
Anthony Little
Mate Joseph did bloody ripper job, fair dinkum! 😂🇦🇺
Chris Smith
Joseph needs to come back.
Anthony Wilson
Sua’ali’i should have punched Myles in the chin immediately.
Antonio Brambilla
Did I accidentally leave a little surprise by the players entrance?
Joe Alexander
Gallen obviously didn't give him a fair dinkum whack
Qld and NSW both dropped a player, it is what it is. Nat better check himself before he wrecks himself, he'll probably get called out on it. Still, it was a sick game.
Andy Taylor
Nate was the grubbiest bloke to ever set foot on the field back in his time, he deserves a penalty for his behavior and for having a bloody massive forehead.
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June 7, 2024
Jesse Carter
Any shoulder contact to an opponent's head results in a send off, NRL should maintain this rule throughout the season.
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June 7, 2024
If Paul Gallen was down there, he wouldn't have said much.
Michael Taylor
He’s the top dude at tackling in every game
Tony Leone
Tedesco gets more penalties in the NRL than anyone else because of how he runs with the ball. Refs usually call high tackles on him.
Dave Graham
Cheers for the practice, NSW!
Nathaniel Ward
What do you expect from a tough and hard Queensland rugby league game when players get hit high and everyone starts crying? 😆
Like, that's pretty rich coming from him.
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June 7, 2024
Jim Gibson
Gallen will shut him down
Phil Johnson
NRL has been total trash for ages.
Andrew Gardner
Oh look who's talking, Mr. Potbelly calling Mr. Kettlehead black! Nate Myles, aka the Origin's Grimy King, takes the cake for being one filthy player!
Justin Clark
It must be tough to take pride in that victory.
Chris White
Nat needs to cop a fine for his actions, mate. I reckon if the shoe was on the other foot, a fine would definitely be handed out.
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June 7, 2024
Allan Spicer
Where's the homie gallon to beat nat down again?
Debbie King
What’s a joke about flying a plane?
3 Yarn
Chris Lovell
Wait, do clouds have rocks???
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May 22, 2024
Matthew Barrett
Yup. I guess. Whatcha think?
"Watch out! Terrain ahead, we gotta pull up, quick!"
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May 22, 2024
Ian Briggs
The stick shaker should've been freaking out too.
Brendon Murphy
Dark humor is just like bomb jokes.
Brendan Johnston
Final words: Oh crud!
Andrew Wilks
Bloody GPS.
Additionally, this refers to famous last words or CFIT in aviation.
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May 22, 2024
Watch out for the RUD train, it's coming in hot and causing chaos!
Alessandro Galli
So now it's raining goats up high and birds down low.
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May 22, 2024
Walter Foster
Must have been trained by Matilda. Strange company moniker that sounds like a piece bouncing off.
Andrew Duff
There's gonna be a huge bloody mess up the mountain, mate!
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Glenn Miller
Haha, I used to sneak that one into the safety pamphlet on my flights.
Mike O'Connor
The AFL is totally messed up right now. This was a Melbourne freekick no ifs or buts