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Craig Thomas

Male. Lives in Eastwood, New South Wales, Australia. Born on September 21, 1970.
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Aaron Cox
The best that someone could come up with for the LA fires is because of Eucalyptus trees
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All it was was no rain, bloody cyclonic hot winds, and dry as a dead dingo's donger foliage. That's the whole kit and caboodle.
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January 17, 2025
Take responsibility for your issues and do your homework before proceeding. Don't point fingers at other countries for America's problems.
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January 17, 2025
Nick Stephenson
R-cup breasts. Is this real. Asking for a friend. Full story: https://bit.ly/4280tH1
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Contains an abundance of silicon.
January 15, 2025
John Kyrgios
Screw that, I'm a designated driver no matter how big I am, and my back ain't great from it. Lots of chicks who go from tiny to tit-ified end up ditching the implants because they hurt their backs. It ain't all glamour like everyone thinks.
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January 15, 2025
Jonathan Williams
Happy Birthday
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Angela Hall
May all your wishes come true — today and every day Happy Birthday Monique
Aaron Finden
I hope you have a great day. A big Happy Birthday to you Monique
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Joshua Lancaster
doodle doodle doodle
Steve Marshall
Shhh, lips zipped! 🤐
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No way mate, I'll just have a cuppa at home, I'm not shelling out 7 or 8 bucks at the cafe, they'll go bust for sure. Nay, nay.
Chris Dimopoulos
Everything else is increasing, so why not?
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January 8, 2025
Happy Birthday
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To the world’s greatest friend happy birthday! 🎉🎂🎁
November 22, 2024
Andrew Richardson
Happy Birthday. Hope all your birthday wishes come true!
November 22, 2024
Peter Smith
The USA is in a bigger mess than even I thought, and I thought they were f%#ked 2 days ago
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Justin Stewart
You earned it! And if anyone has a problem, there's the exit, make good use of it!
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November 8, 2024
If you embrace woke culture, you will not win elections. Donald Trump is seen as a savior by some.
November 8, 2024
Star News
Snipers on roofs for Royals in Sydney
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Joshua Williams
Strewth, look out for our King....Aussies bloody love 'em....
October 25, 2024
Gotta make sure we're prepared in case Lidia Thorpe shows up.
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October 25, 2024
Allie Downie
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To see you roll up into his room and start bugging him!
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October 23, 2024
Gary Thompson
So you can't watch him jerking off!
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October 23, 2024
I think JD just won it
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Ian Briggs
That friend of school shooters for sure didn't come out on top.
Rob Cassidy
Who's the wanker in a stoush with no bloody victor... That's bloody well the gist of these pollie debates (especially election chinwags). Let's be real, no one's getting their bloody opinion changed by these yarns.
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October 4, 2024
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