Dante Morton I'm ID: #6884

So many gorgeous souls gone in the chaos, totally not cool and so not human if this is for real. Nicholas Robertson

Great ad mate, one that's a ripper and people will pay attention to Karl Klein

How dare they take the mickey out of RAYGUN, they should be bloody ashamed! When will this piss-taking end? Kelly Coleman

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

Sure, those rich folks might have all the money, but let's be real, they've got hearts and muscles galore (they're just low-key about their charity efforts)! Unlike our pint-sized, joker of a Prime Minister.

Yep, cheaper also in NZ I hear

I can't squeeze this in, the hole is way too tiny!