Peter Ventoura

Clever. Good on him, mate. Jane Wood

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

Were there any other Aussies at the Olympics, hey? Mary Diaz

I'm a taxpayer and I want some cash back.

Does Meghan's brand sell fig jam? If they do, DW would love to eat it all day. Tucker Payne

Is he seriously thinking about coming back with all those extra lines to deal with, or is someone giving him a little nudge?

Wait, so Lady Gaga is an actress too?

I would purchase it if I could afford it and if I had a family, it would be my top choice.

What or who (that we didn't peep) you was up to in that elevator?

She's totally into herself. Catherine Henderson

I have yet to meet a more overrated, egotistical pair of numb nuts than these two.

It's a bummer that there are folks so messed up they actually vibe to this trash.

Who are Kyle and Jackie O?

How do these bumbling radio stars always manage to keep their jobs and stay in everyone's good graces? Angela Torres

But the whopping +100k yearly deaths from fentanyl seem to be flying under the radar!

Now grab Nick Cannon for givin' Whitney that dodgy bag.

Why is a known junkie getting lit on a ket trial?