I wouldn't let you in my car either, Uber pet mate. Alex Dennis
Happy Birthday
May all your wishes come true — today and every day Happy Birthday Rebecca
Happy Birthday Louisa
How the heck do you wrangle an Emu out of your swimming hole? Glen Slatter
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2/27
LMFAO. The league was like, "If you trade away Luka, we got you in the draft 😉"
Happy Birthday Chase Scott
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2/30
Quick way to put off a potential mate, drop the L bomb!
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2/17
Another instance of "fancy for the wealthy, but tacky for the broke"! Benjamin Jones
Can you give those kiddos a boost? That's the deal. No one minds how many munchkins you got, as long as Uncle Sam ain't footing the bill.