Jerry Nelson

Hey there lucky winners! Just a heads up, if you decide to go for the properties instead of the cash in this "raffle," you're looking at a hefty $300,000 bill for land tax. So, why not skip the headache and take the 8 million cash prize instead? Your wallet will thank you! Bronte Howell

Eagles vs North Melbourne GF. Dom Sheed gonna nail a goal in the final 2 mins to clinch it for the Eagles.

Jump back on a plane and head to another country, mate.

Get ready because Kalma is about to rock the presidency!

Trump should just stand there and let her carry on and babble. No worries mate.

Aggro right wing extremism is Straya's top homegrown terror threat. Fair dinkum.

Was he (or they/them she/her) just another rainbow bridge fanatic? Shawn Lopez

That's some crazy stuff, I never heard someone say getting paid too little for no reason and still getting attention was called "facing the music" before.

Butter is way too expensive, I reckon the supermarkets are getting kickbacks from the margarine companies to make marg cheaper. Another dodgy car park deal, mate. Katie Smith

G'day mate, have you got any olive oil?

Insurance is not costly for those who are not very clever.

So freaking sad, but seriously, why no helmet?