Andrew Ferris I'm ID: #3094

You couldn't write a good headline, mate.

I heard he's gonna mess up his ACL this week.

I'm biased, but that blue chrome UNC helmet is straight fire. Aimee Venables

This is totally fixed! Where on earth did the South Central Louisiana State University Mud dogs helmet disappear to? Abby Caroca

I don't recall there ever being such a ginormous gap between the top 8 teams and the lower clubs in Mintabie. Normally, it's a little more balanced in the middle! Rachel Rogers

I reckon you're still havin' a bit of trouble with them asterisks, eh? *

Rest in peace Hulk Hogan mate. Your impact on Professional Wrestling is undeniable. Cheers for the memories big bloke. Robert Davies

Yay! No more Kyrgios in the news! Another win for me after the project got canceled. It's definitely my year! 😂 Jamie Hart

He's past his expiration date. Rod Fielding

Hey mates, time to stand up and take on this replacement threat! The government's bonkers fiscal policies have put our ability to raise kids at risk, and their answer is to bring in Third World substitutes. Let's show 'em we're not going down without a fight! Beth Hall-Marshall

*Faints while attempting to read this* Paul Miller

I hope Bill strips her title, she's not worthy of being a Duchess.

I ain't feeling her, she's all about that acting hustle and cashing in on it big time.