Wayne White I'm ID: #6369

As a clever bloke, I ain't keen on tying the knot. I've split with sheilas who said they weren't interested in marriage, only to start nagging me about it years later. But if I were dumb enough to be a decent hubby, I'd chuck the dodgy sheila and her brat onto the street. 😂

I finally spotted that thing on the boob tube over the weekend after never seeing it advertised before! Dimitri Triantis

This is way too pricey! If they want a packed house, they better lower the prices!

His homies better watch out and not slip up in the locker room showers 😳

I can't tell where the bloke ends and the rug starts.

The tool's expression speaks volumes. I've seen more creativity on bathroom walls at 1am.

I had a feeling that was the situation when the reporter mentioned they didn't say if the shooter was a guy or a girl. David Brown