David Ratcliffe

Maxi need to hang up the ODI boots and just stick to T20s.

I hope this doesn't ruin my summer.

The Aussies didn't convincingly win. Amy Watkins

She's a top mum for her kids, but sorry, she shouldn't expect any prizes from this. She knew the judges' feedback beforehand, so not sure why she got so worked up about it. Paul Wood

She needs to relax, she always looks like she smelled something awful in an elevator.

After everything that's gone down, I still think Brad deserves a piece of the pie from this house. He put in the work and it's not his fault Kyle is a bit nuts and needs some help.

Go on a club hunt, you unlucky child! Gary Reynolds

JD Vance is disliked by everyone. Kathryn Dalton

JD got this on lock.

That friend of school shooters for sure didn't come out on top.

I completed my apprenticeship at Diecraft in Reservoir, Melbourne as a fitter and turner, but they closed down last year. Robert Cook

That was just a ticking clock.

The old school gear will outlive the new stuff every time. They carked it with the returns policy change for busted items.

So he thought he'd get revenge on her by getting someone else pregnant? Now we're just chilling, keep us amused. I feel dumb and infectious. Now we're just chilling, keep us amused. A mixed-race person, a white person. A mosquito, my sex drive, yeah. Amy Watkins

Giselle's jiu jitsu teacher reckons mmmm

That's a ripper yarn to tell your kid about why they're here... Because your Mum was flirting and I was too young to deal with it, so I had you with another sheila... Beauty!

You're just gonna blame the wifey for your screw-ups? That's some classic gaslighting right there 😉

North QLD currently has the best weather.

We should've just called a state-wide pajama party and stayed in bed all day. This wind is cray-cray!

Bruh, things done flipped in just one day. They said it was gonna be scorching but now we got cold spells and rain. Mother Nature gonna work her magic on the climate way better than them $40 tees at protests.

In 10 years, sorry boss, I won't be in the office because it's a little breezy. I'll be in my cozy safe spot!

Matilda's were so lucky to play here and have the media on their side!

I back the Matildas and love watching the girls on the pitch. Playing footy overseas can be a challenge with the time difference, but staying fit and sticking to the game plan is the secret to victory. Virginia Collins

There are way too many big heads on the private jet to Paris. Jason Corbett

Where do I put me John Hancock?

Can you provide the petition link? Amy Watson