Andrew Sorenson

No one gives a toss Alan Cooper

Who even bothers to watch that garbage?

Just make sure you follow through on the things you said you would do to win the election. Paula Hewitt

How about lowering the price of diesel in the rural parts of Queensland to kick things off?

OMG, these commenters are so clueless thinking Crisafully will actually improve things 🤣. I'm totally ready to see things go from bad to worse. 🍿 Elijah Brown

Heaps of bloody luck, mate, and give it a crack with Peter's car trick.

It's like hitting the jackpot of luck, the one that brings all the others along for the ride! Taylor Newman

Peep game, crack minds, then you'll be blessed with mad luck, stack paper, and ball out enough to back blue.

He didn't thank Beyonce, maybe because Beyonce's tour is coming up and she's gotta give props to someone else again.

I once fell off a 4th floor balcony and didn't even get a bruise, these young'uns these days are bloody weak.

I peeped a vid breaking down JB's lyrics in one of his songs...talking about a Diddy bash. That dude had it rough, no wonder he was all over the place during his wild days. Jason Thomas

Honestly, I had no idea who P Diddy was until recently, so I wouldn't even think to ask questions about him. You'd have to ask the people in the industry who know more about him. Sean Diaz

The Brownlow is as bonza as the Logies. I used to love 'em both.

The Brownlow is irrelevant without stats, it's based on umpires' opinions instead. Let's use statistics for a fairer score. Jared Thomas

Not important. Should be called The Midfielders Medal.

I've been saying for yonks they should chuck this responsibility on the shelf. Umpires already struggle enough without having to decide the top honour in the league. Sarah Mawbey

I reckon it'd be a real shame if PNG got in on the NRL action - it just wouldn't fly and would probably be as dead as a dodo. They should let Perth and another Kiwi team join instead.

I'm totally sure PNG deserves more games in their country, but a full-time team? Not so sure about that!

Mate, Albo's at it again. Such a bloody waste of our hard-earned cash. Just goes to show this idiot and his bunch of idiots won't be in power for much longer.

We keep paying but never see any profit, just free benefits.

I reckon that she had dramas way before The Block, mate should leg it as quick as he can! 🤣

The whole show was all about her struggle, but they didn't talk about how she was treating him at all. If it was the other way around, the story would be all about how he's abusing her. The guy looked crushed in every episode.

I actually tuned in tonight, but sorry ch9, airing people's drama on TV for all to see is not cool! I switched channels to watch something more fun instead.

And he better chat it up with a headshrinker if he thinks he's gonna be with her.

Butter is where it's at. Don't bother clicking.

And still, the price of milk for farmers has bloody plummeted, go figure.

Butter is way too expensive, I reckon the supermarkets are getting kickbacks from the margarine companies to make marg cheaper. Another dodgy car park deal, mate. Katie Smith

G'day mate, have you got any olive oil?

He's lost the CFMEU's backing, so no more big bucks for ads! I'm thrilled to watch this awful PM's downfall! Chris Charlton

This clown leading our great country is tragic.

Best PM since Kev.